ROFL
Quick kill it, before it bites you!

I know how to kill it.

I wouldn't use it unless you're fishing for killer whales.

STFU


My current wife, who in jr. high, also called me a loser.

See they don't know everything.








Actually they do, I just got back at the bitch for making sure she married a loser.

You'd just make it barf.

The only measurement system I use is the vagina depth test. Seems to go all the way to the bottom most the time.

I'm actually speechless.

Dammit, don't let the womenfolk know that it bites, too. We'll never get 'em to kiss it.

"Who you gonna please with that little thing?"

"The only person that matters. Me."

Polite, that's nice.



I like a lady who doesn't talk with her mouth full.

Holy s**t. ROFL

Ooops sorry!

Less mess.

Yep, my sex life is much like the Chiefs offense in the 90's.

3 minutes and a cloud of dust.

Oh I know; with kindness right!!