Fly--
Not a problem . . . took no offense. I didn't see a connection between her accident and Elvis until I realized that she, all of us here, and, in fact, 99.99672% of the human population is just like Elvis . . .

None has won a playoff game.

MM
~~Has no playoff wins and wants his $10 million bonus for not winning those playoff games in which he did not participate.

mark,

as far as i know, those roads are all "safe" to drive..I just wouldn't suggest it in "blue thunder" or my truck...I had a spell where the pricks wrote me a ticket about every 4 days for "allegedly speeding"...I was fighting all of them(myself, trying to make plea-bargains) got one of 3 plead down to a winshield tint, and a loophole opened up...and I had the other 2 thrown out....the trooper told me in no uncertain terms that they would be "watching for me"


"Sir, your eyes are red, have you been drinking?"
"Officer, your eyes are glazed, have you been eating dognuts?"

I am now turning my attention to Area 51 and its connection to the lack of Elvis playoff wins...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/redface.gif

Little Green Men tell me Elvis has not won a playoff game...

Dang,
This really getting WIERD!!!!
My 1 year old son decided to wake up before we did, and play in his diaper :(

While cleaning the mess from the wall next to his crib, I noticed he had spelled "NO WINS ELVIS".

But the wierd part is below it he also spelled out "TE SB win". Which I assume means that he, my son Tristen Edwards, will win the SB for KC. Good god I hope we don't have to wait that long!!!!!!!

You know, Iowanian, at least in Missouri if you can get a physician to write that you are sensitive to sunlight, you can get an exemption from the tint regulations.

Not that that has a d@mned thing to do with Elvis' lack of playoff wins.

Can someone clear something up for me?

Has Elvis ever won a playoff game?

lyon - nope, he hasn't :confused:

Well, I just got back from a client call and was wondering if Elvis had won a playoff game yet?<BR>

Latest word from the North Pole;


Elvis still without a playoff win !

http://www.kcstar.com/photogallery/p...11/bills06.jpg

Flowers: "Dude, so I've heard you've like never won a playoff game and stuff?"

Grbac: "Aw crap, here we go again."

No Defense...No Playoffs. Doesn't make a $*#T what Elvis does.

The King Lives!

All the Elves are related to Elvis, and he can't come back to the North Pole until he wins a playoff game...<BR>

I was watching the Discovery Channel last night. They were excavating a tomb in Egypt and stumbled across some strange hieroglyphics. Can anyone guess what they spelled out?

MM
~~Wonders how long this thread will last . . . perhaps until Elvis wins a playoff game?

[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-16-2000).]

Well, we have to keep a stiff upper lip, as we have muffed this season and survived an ordeal of coaching. However, the real stool pigeon has yet to emerge. They are all toeing the mark, though there are skeletons in the closet. I say we rack and run 'em, put the screws to 'em, put 'em through the mill, and go off half-cocked...

If this all sounds like gibberish, it's because it's a left handed complement to Gun's conversational skills.

I am still thunderstruck that Elvis has been skunked on playoff games, hook, line and sinker...

;)



[This message has been edited by TheFly (edited 12-16-2000).]