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Bowser 11-28-2008 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by HolyHandgernade (Post 5254862)
Think literature, though it was made into a movie.

-HH

Hamlet?


lol

HolyHandgernade 11-28-2008 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 5254867)
Hamlet?


lol

That reminds me, I think I do have a book of fine insults from the Master Bard, I'll have to see if they are still in the library!

-HH

HolyHandgernade 11-28-2008 07:25 PM

Shakespeare hates Tiggers too!

"Methink'st Tiggers art a general offense and every Jayhawk should beat thee."

"Drunkeness is their best virtue"

"Here is a pur of Fortune's, sir, or of Fortune's Tigger that has fall'n into an unclean fishpond of her displeasure."

"The most infectious pestilence upon thee!"

"Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking."

"We'll bet 'em into bench-holes."

"Tigger's brains are as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage."

"Let's meet as a little as we can."

"You met your wife's wit going to your neighbor's bed."

HolyHandgernade 11-28-2008 07:32 PM

Tiggers are a Comedy of Errors

"There's many a Tigger hath more hair than wit."

"Thou drone, thou snail, thou slug, thou sot."

"I think thou art an ass."

"If Tiggers live till doomsday they'll burn a week longer than the rest of the world."

"Thou art sensible in nothing but blows, and so is an ass."

HolyHandgernade 11-28-2008 07:44 PM

To Be, Or Not To Be!

"Frailty, thy name is Tigger."

"JimNasium vicious mole of nature!"

"Something is rotten in the state of Mizzery"

"[You're] a wretch whose natural gifts were poor."

"[You are] pigeon-liver'd and lack gall."

"[Your] offense is rank, it smells to heaven."

"Your bedded hair, like life in excrements, start up and stand an end."

"Assume a virtue if you have it not."

"I will trust Tiggers as I will adder's fangs."

"[Tiggers are] muddied, thick, and unwholesome in their thoughts and whispers."

KChiefs1 11-28-2008 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by HolyHandgernade (Post 5254856)
I only have one thing to say about Mizzery Tiggers, they're all "bastard[s]!' That's right, all of them are "goddam stunted, red-faced, big-cheeked, curly-headed, buck-toothed rat bastard son of a bitch[es]!'

Oh, maybe that's more than one thing, oh well, since we're on a roll, they're all "dirty goddam midget-assed, apple-cheeked, goggle-eyed, undersized, buck-toothed, grinning, crazy sonofabitchin-bastard[s]!"

Free Rep to the first one who can correctly identify the source I lifted these fine quotes from...even if you are a Tigger!

-HH

Joseph Heller....Catch-22

HolyHandgernade 11-28-2008 08:02 PM

We got a winner! A recall form your literature past, or a trusty computer search?

-HH

HolyHandgernade 11-28-2008 08:06 PM

LA Chiefs Fan also got it, just posted it elsewhere, rep to you as well.

-HH

KChiefs1 11-28-2008 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by HolyHandgernade (Post 5255004)
We got a winner! A recall form your literature past, or a trusty computer search?

-HH

I love Catch-22.

KcMizzou 11-28-2008 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk (Post 5254740)
Yeah this thread is pretty lame. I mean how do really get hyped up for an 11:30am game?

Beers at 9 am?

HolyHandgernade 11-28-2008 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 5255016)
I love Catch-22.

One of my favorites too!

-HH

ExtremeChief 11-28-2008 08:12 PM

Funny.... the top of my browser says "MU LET IT BEGIN..."

MU LET
MULLET.

nice

KChiefs1 11-28-2008 10:07 PM

Will Mizzou break out the GOLD tomorrow?

http://www.tigerboard.com/uimages/user13942_2.jpg

KcMizzou 11-28-2008 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 5255279)
Will Mizzou break out the GOLD tomorrow?

http://www.tigerboard.com/uimages/user13942_2.jpg

Meh, I like the black.

ArrowheadHawk 11-28-2008 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 5255279)
Will Mizzou break out the GOLD tomorrow?

http://www.tigerboard.com/uimages/user13942_2.jpg

Quite awesome.

http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/uima...17-Mustard.jpg


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