Kenny Britt chucked a 10 month old baby off the roof of Holliday Inn (I think at least) this offseason and still avoided jail time and an NFL suspension so I know about favorable treatment...

but we at least heard about Kenny Britt and the 10 month old...hell I think I saw a video of it too...

so please

don't try and tell me NFL security came to the Cigar Box and confiscated everyone's smart phones and Tommy Lee Jones'd them with that clicky thing from MIB....

pretty sure those don't exist in the real world

Sorry, but he's right. An nfl coach being arrested for feeling up a girl would end up on youtube, twitter, facebook, or google + that same day. You mean nobody at a freaking bar noticed an nfl coach getting arrested and had a camera phone with them?
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all dumb, yes

I do agree

as dumb as this one?

shit, I can't even top it

and that's saying something Phil...stop going to Shenanigan's and trying to get Chiefs football scoops...not working out for you

dude Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith flashy thinged the whole bar

they lead NFL security

you didn't know that?

they flashy thinged the whole bar...but the source who talked to Phil at Olive Garden was in the bathroom so she remembers the incident...

Will Smith told them all that Todd Haley has never done meth, and he certainly would not feel up said victim...but if he did, said victim would love it...he tells great memories after the flashy thing stuff...haven't you guys seen the trilogy?

Don't even remotely care to be associated with Chiefs scoops. If I did, this would be blasted all over my facebook and twitter accounts.

I'd not heard of that.

/OFF TO GOOGLE!

NFL security (Will Smith) flashy thinged it but didn't like Kenny Britt enough so everyone remembers him as just drinking and driving or drinking and raping or whatever...

but the baby thing did happen, I was in the bathroom when NFL security flashy thinged everyone....

they should really start checking bathrooms

Not finding anything on Kenny Britt throwing babies dude.

in all honesty, I think the director of MIB donated the flashy thing to NFL security once they were done with the trilogy...so I wouldn't say they are amazingly competent...they are just lucky to have that device

well you were clearly flashy thing'ed...sorry...break the seal earlier and maybe you'll be lucky enough to be in the restroom when NFL security comes and flashy things everyone

If something happened we would of heard it by now

Keep running with the MIB flash thingy bit, Hootie. I think it's getting funnier.

flashy thing...... no longer funny

lol