If Matt Cassel were an ingredient he'd be Olestra.

if Matt Cassel invented the Internet there would be no porn

If he invented the car, we'd all still be walking

If Matt Cassel was a drug, he would be meth.

If Mark Castle was a summer blockbuster movie, he'd be The Expendables.

If Matt Cassel was a mobile qb he'd be Jason Street.

If Matt Cassel was a hot girl on Beverly Hills 90210, he'd be Tori Spelling.

if Matt Cassel were in a scary movie, he'd die before the black guy

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If Matt Cassel was a WWF wrestler, he'd be George The Animal Steele

if Matt Cassel were an electrical outlet, he'd still have two prongs

If Matt Cassel was an electrical outlet near a sink or bathtub, he wouldn't be GFCI.

If Matt Cassel were in Ghostbusters, he would be Rick Moranis.
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If he were in prison he'd be

if Matt Cassel was a track athlete, he'd be one of the two girls in lane 1 or 4.

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