Originally Posted by notorious (Post 16726538)

HOLY SHIT!

How have you been doing?!?!

Originally Posted by TheGuardian (Post 16726675)

HAHAHA I'm good. I grew a multi million dollar business over the last many years and things have just settled down a bit but I've still lurked on here consistently. :)

Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 16726640)

Interesting criteria.

Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 16726640)

Interesting criteria.

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 16726702)

I’m posting an ad looking for a new roommate. These are the criteria.

Must keep a tidy house and have good personal hygiene. Preferably a workout warrior who’s 6-5 250+. Mental issues welcome. Fits of violent rage encouraged. Ex pro wrestler or football player with CTE would be ideal.

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 16726704)

So, only CP members need apply.

Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 16726553)

My question would be why you would want to have a dog like that around children especially young ones? Also what is it about that breed that makes people who own them want to get them? Is it a status symbol or something? I have children and we have a Corgi. Never even considered a pit bull.

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 16726682)

That's ****ing awesome! Way to go!


Don't let this place suck you back in. Grow that ****er even more.

Originally Posted by RockChalk (Post 16726707)

Hard to tell. Can't really be sure until he posts what the ad says about penis size

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 16726698)

Not any different than other people's criteria if you think about it.

My dad's got a lab/pit mix. Her coat is more from the lab side and she sheds like crazy. White hairs on everything and they've got to vacuum/sweep multiple times per day to keep the house clean.

If I ever own a dog myself, I'll make sure it isn't a long-haired breed.

Originally Posted by TheGuardian (Post 16726537)

This blanket statement is absolutely untrue and is repeated far too often.

I have a friend who does drive training for dogs and he would tell you this statement is so beyond false and irresponsible and ignorant. He has said publicly that some dogs, regardless of breed cannot get to a high level of control by ANY owner. Period. And you're just some guy that's seen too many episodes of Caesar.

Dogs have a wide array of learning capabilities, behaviors, and individual traits that make them unique.

It is true that a good owner gives every dog a better chance, but there are literally dogs that have anxiety disorders, and mental disorders.

Yes, there are bad dogs. There are breeds that are way more prone to attacking and killing dogs and kids and people. And while a bad owner will make it worse there are lots of good owners that have had to put dogs down for attacking people.

Yes there are bad dogs. Period. And a bad owner just makes it worse. But all dogs aren't "good boys" by default.

Originally Posted by TheGuardian (Post 16726709)

Thanks bud. That's the plan. But I'm in a spot now where I can allow myself to actually enjoy some life again. Hope you're good!

Originally Posted by Razaele (Post 16726708)

Why do people who aren't from Oakland become Raider fans?

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 16726713)

Oh yeah, my business has been growing like crazy, but still spend too much time here.

Need more bodies for the business. Just not enough (or any) applying right now!

Originally Posted by Razaele (Post 16726708)

Why do people who aren't from Oakland become Raider fans?