Hope you're right. Waiting on a response.

She's super cute. Yeah, I'd fuck her brains out, but there's something about her I really like...she seems like my "type." I bet she's a real sweetie-pie.

Or maybe just a vile, dirty, cock hungry whore. Whichever.

Update?

She hasn't messaged me back. The second message took hours to arrive so she's probably doing something else than sitting around on a computer. Like diddling herself to my photo.

River Falls is like Vegas for you....

You can be who you want to be....for all she knows, you're a bigshot writer.

If she'll meet you, you've got a shot.

hell, tell her if you go back to texas a virgin your father will kill you for disrespecting the family or something.

Somebody else probably responded quicker instead of asking for advice on here.. He probably had a motorcycle too..

Good thing I put some porn on this laptop.

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How depressing. I have more game than Kige but it's still useless. Maybe Kige is gay.

Uh.

Two dudes on the playground with a basketball. Neither one can put the ball through the hoop. Who has more game?

I actually thought you had a shot this time, now that you're buff. Keep working out and you'll get laid. Everybody else has.

That is funny.. Gochiefs lost weight, Kige lost weight..

Hmmmmmm..

Never have seen pictures of the two of them together..


Get the Mystery Machine I think I have solved this case..





Now I wonder, Why Gochiefs is also a Titans fan???

No doubt. I was just hoping for a little sneak preview on the road to buff city.

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OK, now this one is after me. I'm a piece of meat.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=cut3a2abutt0n

I uh...could she be any more obvious?

The other one is still talking.

She's not right for you....and here's why.

From her profile:

Movies with long battle scenes make me sleepy.

Despite her huge nose she still looks out of your league. You should tell her that you have something ready to put in her oven.

I'm not taking her to LOTR, I just want to Aragorn her Gollum.

Well I think you have a chance considering that a lot of her questions on her profile are about sex. Although that could be the other way around....and she's trying to weed out the guys who are just looking for sex.

Either way......go for it!

And tell Jenna that you're free tonight and that you want to go out.

Congratulations. I'm actually rather happy for you.

Told her I was free most of the time, including tonight, until I leave on the 7th.

Oh, sod off. Nothing will happen. I'm cursed.

Honestly, if you can't arrange a meeting with her based on what she replied with, you are not a closer.

Yeah you need to just go through with it. I know from personal experience that you're going to try and talk yourself out of it....but don't listen to yourself.....just go.

The worst thing that can happen is she doesn't like you. Big ****ing deal....learn from it and move on. At least you can tell yourself that you got out there and tried. The best thing that can happen is you two hit it off and something comes from it.

No, tell her you'll make sure you're free tonight, and that you'll message her back in an hour or two.

yeah. Go for it... good experience, nothing to lose. except your V.....

The long distance Hooston to Hudson won't work but hey good times until you leave.

You're right. Especially having that attitude. Confidence is key. Find some.

I just want to show her my steak knife.

http://videodetective.com/photos/098/004119_11.jpg

careful, don't let her ask you out, you have to be in control.

I already put it out there, like, last night:

try name-dropping some football players, but Vikings ones.

"I've got a meeting with Charles Gordon for a story, but I could meet you for a drink afterwards"

All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."

You're puttin' the pussy on a pedestal

From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm gonna get you some pussy.
Waves of them coming at you on Friday, Saturday. By Sunday, your nuts gonna be drained!

If she makes the 1st move it's that much easier

It looks like you have two shots to close the deal.

*CLOSE THE DEAL*

:hump:

Without question........

You only have a few days left to get it dude. If you think the relationship will carry on after you leave Wisconsin then you're high.

Don't mess it up and premature on her.

And don't apologize for how small it is. Tell her you've been cursed or something.

Interesting.

Yeah, but the guy just has to be in control. Unless you're into chicks dominating you.

Exactly. Be in control. Don't sound desperate.

Hope the stuffed gator doesn't find out. Jealousy is a bitch.

so is staying home and rubbing one out.

gotta be the man in the relationship. "bitch, meet me at this bar at 8", "bitch, get me a drink", "bitch, take your fucking pants off and lay down"

(metaphorically speaking of course)

I didn't say be a doormat

meh, gators are nothing but dirty whores.

Good god, I'm intimating if a girl wants to go for it, it's not that hard to ask

Jesus. You might come out of there banging 2 more girls than you've banged in your entire life. MAN THE **** UP. Don't bitch out on this Clayton or you are going to be Steve Carell in 15 years. I swear to God.

Put your best stud face on and make. This. Happen.

Is there really any doubt about this? It's not the end of the world, you just need to fake it until you make it.

Interesting. I wouldn't have guessed you to be so conservative/old-fashioned.

There is only one option.

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Because I expect the man to lead? Half of my family are Baptists. A few of those traditions and gender roles rubbed off on me.

He'll close it. I have no doubt. I would hope that his self-confidence has improved due to getting in shape and he's quite an intelligent chap. I've never met him, but I don't doubt that he can speak rather well, too.

The question is: will he know what to say (or what not to say)?

Leading and controlling are not the same, IMO.

That's a confidence issue, my sister is the same way

where the fuck is gochiefs?

I wanna know what's going on.

the suspense is giving me a woody.

You should have written that in green font?

I see what you mean. I don't mean for him to be in control to the point of total dominance, but he needs to sound as though he's comfortable taking the lead/making the first move.

well do you really know him? or does he seem fake? there are a lot of fake people out there that just want to get you into bed so say everything and anything to get you there, good luck

I have no doubt that he can make conversation, and spark interest. He's definitely gained a world of confidence in his fitness, which automatically has improved his mental outlook. But, I don't think he's had very much if any physical contact with a female. Like, at all. At 25, that's gotta be pretty tough. Those things don't get easier with time, they get more difficult. I was 17 and it was a nightmare then. Once I got over the hump it was all downhill from there. I couldn't imagine being 25 and dealing with that. Much to GoChiefs situation though would be attributed to his religious upbringing. It's hard escaping from a cult. Just ask him.

I don't think that GoChiefs wants to get me into bed.

Check the hall of fame n00b. Welcome to Chiefsplanet.

Have you been reading the same thing as the rest of us?

I understand. My wife is the same way.

I went for a run (produce whore ignored me) and dip in the hotel pond. Washed some clothes.

No responses.

I think he'll do just fine. I'm sure that he's read enough to know the basics.

How long has it been since your proposal?

I'm sure gochiefs has watched enough pron to have some clue about what to do.

I don't think you have to read anything. I think it comes naturally. Kind of like an instinct. I was well into my twenties, and I didn't need a guidebook. Maybe it's different for a guy.

I don't know man, there are going to be less dudes in real life.

A few hours. My guess is I'll have replies after I get home from practice today. I'll just give them an ultimatum if they don't suggest someplace. This is dragging on too long.

I know that women like to be asked what they like. I'll just do that.

Like, you know, if hell freezes over.

I'm hoping that he has the instincts, but I would argue that it is different for a guy.

For the most part, we are selling and the female is buying.

women need a guide to know how to lay on their back and spread their legs?

Do not do that.

roofies ususally help if they have problems

Right. But does he have the balls to put himself out there and try? There HAS to be some anxiety there at that age.

LMAO

So does getting us wasted.

don't be a lame dick about it. no "play with me or I'm taking my ball and going home" spoiled baby shit.

mapquest a bar/restaurant in their area. say you have some business there and tell them to meet you at X o'clock.

if they balk, don't send any more messages.

I'll be blitzed out of my mind, I'm sure. Liquid balls. Plus, whiskey dick for faux stamina.

DO NOT DO THAT!!!!!

It's all about interest now, if she really want's to follow through then she'll reply. Like I said if this girl really wants to something after the initial question, she'll be all over you like white on rice.

I would imagine that there are plenty of 20ish females out there that would revel at the opportunity to de-virginate a male of that age.

Make sure she is too. Game over in that case. Don't get too drunk. Trust me, you won't be able to get your dick hard. No matter how bad you want too.