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94. Bump
Join Date: 11/5/07
Total Posts: 11,199

Bump is a total dumb****. He's everything I hate about a stoner. These son of a bitches think marijuana is so 'good' for you and doesn't effect you in any way, shape or form! Well I have news for you, dipshit, you're an idiot. Stoners are ****ing gayer than hipsters. (I realize most hipsters are also stoners which makes them the gayest of gay.) This "stoner", bump...who is my age...has claimed to have managed a $1,000,000 per month restaurant in KCMO. Yeah...huge pothead moron Bump is running a restaurant that generates more revenue than 99% of the restaurants in America. He's running a Vegas resort in KCMO! Yeah Bump, pot does NOTHING to effect you, eh? Bump is so successful he lives in a Boston ghetto and has to carry around a butcher's knife in broad daylight because all of his neighbors are Mexican gangsters. Bump pays $10 a month in rent, though...so it's a risk he's willing to take (****ing section 8). A typical dinner for Bump consists of a handful of sour patch kids and string cheese. He once invited Frazod over for dinner...and lets just say thank God Bump carries around said butcher's knife. Frazod was hungry and all this poor reerun had to offer was expired fruit loops and a bathtub full of better cheddars (apparently potheads eat a lot of cheese). Bump still looks three ways before he crosses any road.

Pros: Marijuana has made him impotent. Posts primarily in DC. Really good at finding Waldo.

Cons: he watches little kids pee in public; I've seen him jerk off on chatroulette before; once experimented with sixlets; put 8 of them up his butthole and only 6 came back out

Outlook: fortunately sixlets no longer exist; needs to spend less time at Bed, Bath and Beyond buying up their entire supply of bath salts and post more than 5 times per day to have any chance of moving up this list; should probably get a job and stop s'in so much d to afford his $10 rent and his $200 a week drug addiction...that's a lot of d bro, that's a lot of d (at least we know he's not getting hard while he's doing it)

in regards to TimBone

I just thought it was funny...he would pop up randomly in every thread I posted in, quote one of my posts, and then just post some emoticon insinuating how much of a loser I was

didn't have any other posts

just posts following me around

I was fascinated, honestly.

Getting weak.

LMAO ok this one got a little more creative and I like the frazod integration

That was nonfunny.

Read like one of Iowanian's nonfunny posts.

I don't know if Section 8 housing is anywhere other than Illinois so maybe some won't get that reference

It's everywhere. I got the reference. It wasn't funny.

You should try to work some Chiefs humor into each one of these...just a tip.

I knew it would be hit or miss. It was one of my least favorite ones to do so far since, in all honesty, I didn't really have a whole lot of ammo to work with. I don't know anything about politics and it seems like that's all that ****er posts about. And weed.

94. Bump

Analysis: Bump never did anything to hurt you. Why can't you just let him post the way he'll want to post and he'll let you post the way you want to post? Also, Froot Loops don't expire.

Grade: C+

You should have included something about a grand conspiracy by corporations and the rich. That's one of the things he goes on about.

see I don't read DC

often

Wasn't bump discovered to be a mult of someone's 2 years ago? I remember someone bumping a thread about it around the time I joined.

You've only lived in Illinois?