LMAO

Oh wait, you weren't being sarcastic?

Right. But if the accountant misses a technicality that requires expert tax knowledge... isn't that what the taxpayer is paying the guy/gal to handle?

Same thing with the agent. It's his job to read the market, talk to teams, handle media stuff. Not Santana's.

What is sarcasm?

Just started listening in to the radio broadcast that Salvy was hit in the head with a ball earlier today and was taken out of the game as a precaution. Evidently there were no concussion-like symptoms, so it doesn't sound like we have anything to worry about this time.

What happened to Shields today?

Ugh, don't scare me like that! :#

Scary

How's the weather looking for next week?

All 3 games are afternoon games? Glad to be off work at 11 if so!

Wear. The damn. Hockey mask. Salvy.

He was batting when he got hit. It was a curve ball that didn't curve.

The players and MLB are negotiating a new drug testing agreement. The players want to increase the penalty for steroids and reduce the penalty for an inadvertent positive test, what they are trying to figure out is how you determine who is an intentional cheat and how to prove that the player did not intend to take something that was banned.

They have agreed on new penalties, the new penalty would be 100 games for the first time and a season for the second time. The penalty for an inadvertent positive test would be 25 games.

Does his head have a magnet in it?

It very well might, but what does that have to do with a baseball?

In case you guys haven't seen it yet, I wrote a song about the 1985 World Series and had Clay made a video for it:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=282588

Opposing teams have been putting metal in their baseballs for years. That's why none of our guys have any power and Alex Gordon's bat breaks about 17 times a game.