I'm sorry J.J knows how to make a crowd pleaser 1000x better than Rian's Shit Sci fi movies


**** Looper **** TLJ and **** you.

The Humor in TFA is so much more authentic than TLJ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rYG8djQhnU

This scene felt more like Star wars than anything in TLJ

It will never, ever happen.

And you certainly don't have the money to make it happen

Hey dane do you know anything about Trank's Star wars movie at all ?

I would love to know what kind of Train wreck he was making.

He was hired to direct a Boba Fett movie scripted by Kasdan.

After his coke binge, trashing a New Orleans house and horrific Fantastic Four film, he was canned.

JJ's SW was ****ing LAME compared to Johnson. Sorry charlie, them's the breaks. And OF COURSE the first one was going to make bank, you stupid ****; IT WAS THE FIRST ONE SINCE 2005.
DID ANY OF YOU INDUSTRY GENIUSES STOP TO CONSIDER THAT?

**** me...

He did a nice re-boot on ST, and then promptly ****ed its asshole good and hard with some very unimaginative, JJ-esque garbage.

But hey; he knows how to please a crowd!

Yep, pleasing a crowd of ****ing morons who don't know their dick from a stick is an INCREDIBLE achievement.

Why do you even watch movies and comment on them when you are so, so horribly bad at defending your take?

I'm still waiting for ANYONE to tell me where Luke is a "coward", please....

Buheler...

Buheler...

Buheler...

Whatever.

You're in the very small minority here and you know it.

BTW...DelToro was the probably the only good bright spot in that entire movie.

I liked this movie a lot better than TFA. Haters shouldn’t worry though, I’m sure Abrams will get it back to boring and predictable.

They should do a quadrillogy to un**** the egregious plot holes, and liberties that Johnson created.

Damn, I didn't realize he did Looper too. This explains everything.

ROFL

I’d like to high five Rian just because he made it almost impossible for Abrams to just recreate ROTJ.

I'm hoping JJ was severely inspired by Rian.

He said he really wanted to direct it when he read the script.

great point. Of course, I enjoyed TLJ, so I’m on his side either way.

I hope so too. And I didn’t even hate TFA, I just enjoyed TLJ more.

Dane's version of TLJ

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...88&oe=5AB9EC39

LMAO

These movie plebes who have NO inkling regarding the depth that was created for these characters in the EU before Disney hastily and stupidly scorched the earth are all pissed that they didn't get "Dooku/Yoda-Luke the Destroyer".

JFC, just stick to Pixar, please.