CoMo designed the Aggie bonfire.

CoMo told GM that quality cars were hurting their business.

CoMo brought brown acid to Woodstock.

CoMo was George Lucas' right hand man on the new trilogy. He created Jarjar Binks.

CoMo told Roseanne that it would be funny if she sang the National Anthem before a baseball game.

CoMo would, if it were socially acceptable, like to be "ensconsed in velvet."

CoMo thinks that everyone posting on this thread is just jealous of his brilliance.

CoMo told Chris Webber he had a timeout left.

CoMo told a buddy to start a thread on CP about the sweet laptop he stole.

CoMo told the Native Americans that the blankets they got from frontier settlers were much needed for winter warmth.

Como thought Boy George was "hot for, you know, a chick."

ROFL

CoMo thinks Carlos Mencia writes his own jokes.

What?

Como went to school with George O'Leary at NYU-Stony Brook University.

CoMo told Lindsay Lohan she needed to lose weight.