24 years and counting. Never felt chained down, ever. To not not want to share your life with your best friend, to grow together, to share raising a child means that you have never been in love. Once that happens you will realize that your life before was not really the life you wanted.

20 years here as of last week. Do I get laid everyday, no, I doubt you do either.

Can you put that blond packer girl with the apron back as your avatar?

I will if I still have it downloaded, sometimes I delete to save room.

Thanks man.

Of course not but I'm free from the added stress that a marriage brings and I'm a 30 year old who still looks 20. :)

I should have been more clear.
Here is the BIG problem.
I LOVE her. I LOVE her So FN MUCH. She is an AMAZING person.
AND we have a child.
But she is so god daymed HOT. And I am getting next to NONE.
It's like fasting for 3 days (lol) and then sitting in front of a plate of prime rib that you are not allowed to eat.
Plus never doing ANYTHING.

YOLO is a true statement.
Am I supposed to rot away slowly.
I'm not trying to be a conceited douche, but I didn't land her hot ass because I'm ugly.
I have passion for LIFE inside me.
I'm praying she comes around.
I don't need sex all the time. I don't need to go out often.
But, shit.
I talked to her twin sister about it (also HOT!)
And she said it's been a problem with every guy she's ever been with.

I would argue that in someways it is less stressful to be married, but ultimately to each his own.

Well, good luck with that. You will get older, the pool smaller and less attractive with more baggage.

You are going to rot away slowly anyway. You might as well not get any ass while doing it.

And consider that when you are older you aren't going to want to tap that saggy, wrinkled, dusty cooter anyway. She'll most likely have hairy nipples, total cottage cheese ass and legs and halitosis.

Save a picture of when she was hot, remind yourself that you hit it once (it's confirmed by the kid), and jerk it to the picture. It will save you a lot of stress in the long run.

Besides, you are already trying to tap into her sister anyway. Let's face facts - you don't talk about the lack of ass your getting from a chicks sister unless you are trying to grease up the entry point of the sister. And that's going to get you destroyed even worse than you think you already are. I mean, seriously, you don't think that sisters talk?

"Oh, by the way, the father of your child just talked to me about you not giving up any ass. And he kept inching closer and closer to me the whole time. He's a ****ing creeper perv if you ask me. The UPS driver on my office route is much cuter and has a better job. You want me to fix you up with him?"

Pics or STFU about her hotness

For really. Everybody thinks their significant other is hot.

Not worried at all, I'm not missing out on shit.

And none of which is dependent upon getting married.

Thank. ****ing. God.

Well, except the whole "I'm a fornicating sinner." thing.