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Pablo 11-05-2012 10:53 PM

He's right guys. If another child is dropped into the pen with these dogs they will kill again.

We better erase them and replace them with brand new, non murderous dogs. That way if a child falls in they'll all be like "oh shit, better not eat that kid since the last dogs that did that got put down".

Oh Snap 11-05-2012 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9088879)
Also, Wikipedia says their main meals are impalas and gazelles. Those things aren't fierce at all. It does say they hunt bigger game, like humans and zebra from time to time but their success rate isn't good. It says it takes a seriously coordinated effort in which the biggest male latches onto the nose while one hangs on the tail and the others try to dismember it.

I've seen videos of lions taking an hour to kill a wildebeest (they go for strangulation so it's a bit different, but still). If you could at least hurt a couple of them and make them think twice, you might be able to buy time for the trainers to get there.

Several years back I was watching animal planet....it was a special on these dogs. They cornered a wildebeast and about 10 of them went for its belly. They shredded through its abdomen like tissue paper. The wildebeasts guts and intestins were on the ground while the wildebeast was still trying to get away. These dogs are spawns from satan!

Sorter 11-05-2012 10:59 PM

ROFLROFL
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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 9089131)
He's right guys. If another child is dropped into the pen with these dogs they will kill again.

We better erase them and replace them with brand new, non murderous dogs. That way if a child falls in they'll all be like "oh shit, better not eat that kid since the last dogs that did that got put down".


Sorter 11-05-2012 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Oh Snap (Post 9089141)
Several years back I was watching animal planet....it was a special on these dogs. They cornered a wildebeast and about 10 of them went for its belly. They shredded through its abdomen like tissue paper. The wildebeasts guts and intestins were on the ground while the wildebeast was still trying to get away. These dogs are spawns from satan!

They are not friendly.

Pablo 11-05-2012 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Oh Snap (Post 9089141)
Several years back I was watching animal planet....it was a special on these dogs. They cornered a wildebeast and about 10 of them went for its belly. They shredded through its abdomen like tissue paper. The wildebeasts guts and intestins were on the ground while the wildebeast was still trying to get away. These dogs are spawns from satan!

Obviously the wildebeest should have put on some shoes and stomped the dogs down like a CP bauce would have. Maybe a pair of hiking boots for extra weight and traction.

Demonpenz 11-05-2012 11:02 PM

To the windowwwwwww to the maul..... kids drop off that wall skeet skeet skeet

jspchief 11-05-2012 11:22 PM

If it dines on human flesh, it dies.

Except soccer teams stranded in the Andes.

Easy 6 11-05-2012 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 9089154)
Obviously the wildebeest should have put on some shoes and stomped the dogs down like a CP bauce would have. Maybe a pair of hiking boots for extra weight and traction.

:LOL:

It took a minute but, ROFL

ThaVirus 11-06-2012 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 9089154)
Obviously the wildebeest should have put on some shoes and stomped the dogs down like a CP bauce would have. Maybe a pair of hiking boots for extra weight and traction.

LMAO **** you but that's some funny shit right there.

Rain Man 11-06-2012 10:21 AM

This is why we have leash laws. Those dogs should never have been running loose in their enclosure.

tooge 11-06-2012 11:51 AM

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I wonder if the kid was dressed like this?

tooge 11-06-2012 11:57 AM

Can any of the dogs play Qb or cornerback?

frankotank 11-06-2012 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 9087283)
It's too bad there weren't some parents there exercising their right to carry concealed weapons.

I thought the same thing. I carry and would have 7 shots.
I now know more about these animals than I ever did before.
split second decision....it's my kid....I'm going in. I'm not super brave or anything, I just love my kids so much I'd die fighting for them. after reading a lot of these posts I realize it's a foolish and probably fatal decision to go in, but split second decision and it's my kid...I'm going in, not a doubt about it.
I'd pop a few of them and then probably get killed I guess, but maybe not...maybe the sound scares them off....I don't know, but split second decision would be, I'm going after my kid.

hell, as somebody in here stated before, maybe other dudes jump in to help me....

WilliamTheIrish 11-06-2012 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9090575)
I thought the same thing. I carry and would have 7 shots.
I now know more about these animals than I ever did before.
split second decision....it's my kid....I'm going in. I'm not super brave or anything, I just love my kids so much I'd die fighting for them. after reading a lot of these posts I realize it's a foolish and probably fatal decision to go in, but split second decision and it's my kid...I'm going in, not a doubt about it.
I'd pop a few of them and then probably get killed I guess, but maybe not...maybe the sound scares them off....I don't know, but split second decision would be, I'm going after my kid.

hell, as somebody in here stated before, maybe other dudes jump in to help me....

Good on ya. Again, it's the "fight or flight" thing. If you're carrying, then it's an entire different dynamic. A few loud cracks from a gun are probably going to disperse the animals and maybe it's a different story.

But in this case, the likelihood of the child being alive after 60 seconds is remote at best.

Sorter 11-06-2012 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9090557)
Can any of the dogs play Qb or cornerback?

Definitely corner. They are more Cleveland's scheme though. Dog-pound and all.


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