How do you make a woman scream twice in one night?

F**k her up the @ss then wipe your dick on the drapes!

OK, gay joke:

A big, burly trucker is tooling down the road when he sees two guys hitchhiking on the shoulder. So he pulls over and they climb into his cab.

Well, it doesn't take long before the trucker realizes he's got two homos riding shotgun. But, he grits his teeth and drives on.

A few miles down the road, one of the gay guys suddenly says, "Oh my, I'm going to have to fart!" And out comes the dainty sound: ssssssssssss.

A minute later, his partner speaks up, "Oops, I've got to fart, too." And out comes the sound: ssssssssssss.

Well, that's too much for the trucker. "You two pillowbiters can't even fart like real men," he says. "Here, let me show you how it's done." He lifts his right cheek a bit and let's loose a real howler: BWAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!

The one bundle of sticks turns to the other, giggles, and says, "Now, Bruce, there's a REAL virgin!"

:LOL:

Dude, that is just wrong.

Mother Teresa dies and goes to heaven. At the gate, she is met by Saint Peter. Then, Princess Diana shows up with a huge halo on her head.

Mother Teresa angrily says, "I devote my life to G-d and I don't get a halo. But this rich bitch gets one."


Saint Peter replies, "Sorry, my dear, but that's not a halo. That's a steering wheel."

:LOL: Thats Fu#ked up!:LOL:

I nominate this for thread of the month.
 

Just looked through all of these, and I have a few to add to the collection.

How does a gay man fake an orgasm?

he spits on his lover's back

How does his lover figure it out?

he tries to sleep on his back but the peanuts and corn make that to uncomfortable

You know, I've heard the "wet dog" thing, but I've never heard an honest to goodness white joke.

One of our minority planeteers needs ta help us out here. White dudes don't ever hear white jokes....

Brad,

I have been dying to here some cracker jokes.

"Arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

Err, wrong thread...

The most tasteless yet, in my opinion. That was the goal of this thread, right. :toast:


My contribution: (hopefully not repeats)

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Ans: Nothing since you've already told her twice.



Q What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?

Ans: Einstein's penis.

awesome!! I made most tasteless!!!

You were definitely right up there. ROFL

I'm back with more
 

What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?




A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Re: I'm back with more
 

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