I was speaking of an ultimatum something like this:

"OK, well if you want to hit Coach's in River Falls tonight I'll be there waiting for you."

Just, because, you know, neither of them are suggesting crap.

Hell, I was thinking about popping a viagra.

I'd bet the 2nd one is one of those. I think that's a slam dunk.

Just that will suffice.

"OK, well if you want to hit Coach's in River Falls tonight I'll be there."

I am pretty screwed right now I like an indie check, but yet I am the most Tshirt and jeans guy ever. I always like indie chicks, they do the shit I do, play guitar, drums and drink and listen to music, but they don't go for me.

I wouldn't. Not this time around anyway. :evil: You'll need to be able to simulate this shit back home. This is really a perfect opportunity for you to shed that demon.

And make sure she's not so drunk that she can't consent first.

um...first, don't get drunk enough that you slur. seems to be a turn-off.

second, nothing will get you ignored faster than not being able to get your boy up when it comes time for action (from what I hear). again, careful with the booze.

she's a girl. as long as she matches you drink for drink, she'll be toe-up and slipping off her panties before you slur one word.

I'm still waiting on a pic of melon-girl.

way to lead him down the path of date rape

Besides he doesn't drink much. If she's matching him, she'll still be sober.

Why don't you find a restaurant where she is and suggest meeting there at a specific time?

Be specific, and for the love of Captain Picard, do not write, "I'll be waiting for you."

no "waiting for you". sounds too stalkerish.

I would avoid the "well" word too, IMO.

The skinny bitch?

LMAO fuck no don't say that.

Yeah. She's definitely a girl that likes to ****. Without a doubt. That's a slam dunk with 3-4 drinks. She damn near begged to fellate you.

It takes me four gin and tonics to get comfortably numb.

Don't say what?

Hey clayton give me some advice how to handle an indie chick! I need help meeting girls too. I don't know what I have to do. I can play more than words on my guitar. Give me some kisses!

sounds like donger and I are on the same page

Matter of fact. If it was me, I'd respond that there was PLENTY to eat if she knew where to look.

make sure your cell phone plays Every breathe you take by sting. It is a good love song

"I'll be there waiting for you."

When it comes to location try to hit up lunch date, " to get to know you better, because you are very interesting person" pump there ego up when asking such a direct question.

don't pretend like she doesn't want it too

Ahem. Might I refer both of you to post 1446. You guys are better than I thought. :p

Even though it was written about the evil of Maggie Thatcher.

no lunch

Take her to a bar where they play acoustic guitar and drink coffee. Then find an independent film theater and make your move when the first nude scene starts.

Just say, "Hey you should come up to Coach's tonight. I'm going there after practice and would love to meet you." It's direct, and she knows what you're talking about. Get er drunk!!!

It's the internet you got to start somewhere simple

A lunch date is not considered part of the "wining and dining".

GoChiefs, go to a place near her. Don't make her come to you.

Why do I say that?

when does the fisting begin?

"I'll be waiting for you" = I have a roll of duct tape and a box cutter in my glove compartment.

I disagree. With the 1st one, you don't want to stalk her. She seems a little more sensitive. With the 2nd one, make her come to you. It's really what she wants. Read her cupid page again. You'll see.

If he goes there, she'll feel like she needs to reward the extra effort? Just a guess.

LMAO And there's a shovel and a bag of lye in my trunk.

Unless you have a long discourse with this individual yes, but if it's in a short period without voice recognition ( phone call/ exchanging of numbers) then it's the best bet

Dessert.

she's much more likely to accept if you are close to her.

what are the sleeping arrangements? does she live alone? are you in a hotel room solo or with someone else? gotta go to where the available bed is.

Not if you're trying to get laid in a short amount of time. ;)

I wouldn't consider the second one if I were GoChiefs.

It's not stalking. It shows that you are willing to drive to where she is in order to meet her. It's a down payment.

Beds are overrated. A private dumpster area will suffice with the 2nd girl.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Let's actually get them to physically meet.

The extra effort is to actually agree to see him.

Thanks for the tip. Hope I don't get lost on the road lol.

Wouldn't your knees hurt? :p

It's got to be done perfectly. Why not the 2nd one? At this point a pulse will take care of what ails him. That girl isn't bad looking at all. That's a bonus. He needs to get his pecker wet at this point at whatever cost IMO.

Not if you're on the bottom. Not if you're holding her upright either. Clay's got some muscles now.

Scat and Fisting? :hmmm:

I was under the impression that we'd gone past the meeting to getting him laid. We seem to have gotten ahead of ourselves.

I disagree.

hell yeah. she knows you are there temporarily. getting face to face is the hard part. if she goes for it, consider those panties half-way off.

Only on the internet.

Why?

I viewed dating as a chess game. I'm very patient.

Try being single for 31 years.

I actually agree. the sluttier one allows more room for error; she's probably gonna put out anyway. a conservative chick will say "goodnight and good luck with those blue-balls" quicker than a virgin's first nut.

Just a hunch. I would bet that GoChiefs actually has rather high standards, relatively speaking.

Yeah, I don't want an STD that can't be cured quickly.

Not really. I'd nail Midnight Vulture's harem without a second thought.

I always been this way. I once had a girl in college come over to my apartment, throw a condom at me and say, "We ARE to going to fuck tonight."

I'm not bragging. I just hadn't completed my plan yet.

you should be wearing a rubber anyway.

its not a foreign country, its minnesota.

You DO have condoms, right? You know how to put one on?

I said relatively.

I'll hit the Walgreens. She can put it on. :D

she will right up til clayton pulls out his vader mask trying to recreate the revenge of the nerds scene

I think you're right. He tends to like the wholesome look. I don't think he'd want his first time to be with a slut hundreds of miles from home. Not at this point anyway. Once he's had it, it won't matter where he gets it.

Then again, guys are obviously different than women.

don't go for the ultra thin.

You don't know how? :p

Do yourself a favor: practice on yourself a few times.

No, that's fine. Whatever.

She has a dick?

How the **** would I know? Seriously.

:(

pfft, that's a story he can tell his grandkids.

Tonic kills a good gin buzz.

yeah and you should definitely tie a knot halfway so it will fit you snug

That's why I told you to practice.

However, if things do go well and she puts it on you while giving you a BJ, just hold on to something and pray.

My apologies. I thought guys sat in their rooms and practiced as teenagers or something.