You crack me up. I never cried like a little girl to get my rep adjusted.

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

please show me where I ever asked to get my rep adjusted

I called Lumpy a rep whore. Not sure why Gonzo reacted the way he did. I already told the mods they can bottom me out to hell.

It's not the point.

The point is...I'm the ultimate non rep whore.

and I'm pretty sure that if DaFace ran statistics, I'd be top 5 in positive rep received per positive rep given...if not #1.

the first time he did the rep statistics...I had stated before the results were released that I knew who the rep whores were because the people at the top made no ****ing sense

sure enough, those statistics were comedic gold...some people were posirepping one another hundreds (if not thousands, I forget) of times

it was insane

and sad

You seem mighty worked up over rep.

There's nothing more pathetic than when a loser tries to be funny but is really just annoying...then, when everyone tells him to shut up and stop being annoying, he just keeps doing it and pretends that he was just being annoying on purpose...to be funny...and he thinks doing this actually makes him funny...when it really just makes people think he's even more of a pathetic loser than they already did.

It's not as entertaining as you think it is. We used to roast frazod's rotundness on a nightly basis. You're basically to Taco John what Lady Gaga is to Madonna. Only difference is Taco John's keyboard probably isn't a petrie dish of transmittable diseases.

nope

just stating facts

fact: rep whores are stupid

fact: I'm a better poster than you

I can sling facts all night.

It's really funny. A large amount of people (ironically, those I most enjoy interacting with) ignore you. Of those that don't, a large number view you as a loud, never-ending slow motion train wreck. And then there are a handful of scumbags low enough to admire your wretched behavior.

And somehow you equate this to being the center of the universe.

I don't deny you your delusions, though, Pootie. Really, they're all you have.

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

I already got a rep stating "honestly I don't get it at all...either"

I wasn't even trying to be an asshole...I just didn't understand it. It just seemed really, really stupid.

you and luv should go on a date in the good ol' days of CP

Communicable...the word you were looking for was "communicable".

I wish I could pile on but I'm neutral I will fling insults when clay comes in.

By everybody, I guess you mean yourself and boyfriend Pootie, right?

Is this another one of those deals where you pretend to be the boss of a big company, only it ends up that company was just you and another guy who kicked you to curb?

Try harder, ****.

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

I just want one person to tell me this Frazod thing is funny to them.

Hmmm. Like the cankerous whores teeth that you slip the roofies to, your nerves are showing.