This thread is nothing more than douchebag performance art. I just decided to start spraying some vinegar and water myself.

It's funny, Saul white knights Pootie and you white knight Saul.

So why don't you white knight Pootie? Seems like you could save yourself a step.

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

A far better thread would be hooties top 101 life experiences/hookups.

Some of your stories are straight up gold. Unfortunately, your takes on the first few posters haven't even been close to that level of entertainment.

You are missing your calling in life...flopnuts was right, you should probably write a book.

It was sad when Hootie thought he was the first person to make a frazod fat joke, have an STD or be the first person to black out at a bar.

ever heard this joke?

Here's good art


Here's bad art




















and here's performance art!

I did that earlier today when Phobia was misrepresenting Hootie's past bannings. Right now Saul Good is roughing someone up.

Not really. This thread really isn't any different than any other large thread, other than every once in a while, Hootie makes a silly pick. The thread then very quickly ignores that and continues on.

Yeah, stuff like this isn't why I come here. It's interesting, in a train wreck kinda way. But it's also pretty embarrassing.

FYP

LOL, true.

Is it someone I've got on ignore? Seems like he's just being his normal vile, ****y self. But at least now he's got one real friend to go with all his imaginary ones.

You're always so close to figuring me out. So close. It's like you're living in my head.

if that's the case

no one has ever been original ever

are you ****ing kidding me right now?

yes really. first you said "this thread is a mess" then you admitted you've read every single post in it (or at least you keep reading it). that makes you a WAY bigger mess.

Does he have all his imaginary employees with him? You should charge extra for that.