Originally Posted by rico (Post 9716031)

I want him to roast that TimBone that he claimed was stalking him. I mentioned something earlier that he wrote something that got lost in the shuffle and completely unacknowledged in the sorority girl thread. TimBone gave him one of those "middle finger" emoticons and he responded back with, "seriously check out this guys post history. He is seriously stalking me." And no one even acknowledged it, which made it funnier. I never ended up looking at the guy's post history, therefore I have no idea why Hootie thinks the guy is stalking him...but I'm sure Hootie can fill us in on it. And it will be funny. The thought of someone stalking a CP user (considering it's not done so in dangerous or overly creepy fashion) is funny to me...especially when it happens to someone like Hootie.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9716024)

I'm tempted to start a thread that polls people on what they think of this thread.

Everybody says this thread is terrible and has lost its burst. I think it's ****ing hilarious and has the potential to be set off at any moment and any hour of the day.

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9715115)

On a meta note, this thread is a fascinating study in social media dynamics. Really, the "countdown" itself is pretty underwhelming and not really all that entertaining. However, for some reason it's done a great job of spawning a wide variety of mildly entertaining side topics. It's kind of like the random thought thread, but less...well...random.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9715487)

I just want one person to tell me this Frazod thing is funny to them.

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9716220)

Hootie definitely lost his burst on that last one.

He barely scratched the surface of the conspiracy theorist stoner cliche that is Bump. Clearly the constant detractors have taken their toll on Hootie, and his heart is no longer in the game.

Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 9716213)

It's the front page of the lounge in a single thread. Offseason sucks.

Of course, Huardie thinks he gets the credit, when 95% of the posts have nothing to do with him.

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9716231)

That's what I reflected upon last night. This offseason is pure shit. The Grand Herp-a-Derps at One Arrowhead Drive have given us yet ANOTHER useless bag of mule shit to carry all ****ing summer long.
Yes, it is ****ING SAD that the only thing to get excited about is a UFDA Quarterback that may or may not earn a #2 spot one day over a butt-chinned 'Insight Bowl'-loser who has no ****ing plave in the NFL.
This ****ing sucks.

But hey; we drafted another fatty high! w00t! yay! FML.

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9716027)

m-m-m-muuuudsliiiide

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9716107)

There are several hundred contributing posters. Sort by highest rep and you'll count plenty of regs. He'll have plenty to choose from and yes some will get left out and be butthurt.

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9716247)

Is this how it works? Sorting by highest rep? I wasn't even aware that was something
1. people cared about
2. was something you could look up.

This is a great idea for a thread, but it'll end up being rep whore top heavy.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9715487)

I just want one person to tell me this Frazod thing is funny to them.

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9716231)

That's what I reflected upon last night. This offseason is pure shit. The Grand Herp-a-Derps at One Arrowhead Drive have given us yet ANOTHER useless bag of mule shit to carry all ****ing summer long.
Yes, it is ****ING SAD that the only thing to get excited about is a UFDA Quarterback that may or may not earn a #2 spot one day over a butt-chinned 'Insight Bowl'-loser who has no ****ing place in the NFL.
This ****ing sucks.

But hey; we drafted another fatty high! w00t! yay! FML.