You could dump some Ectoplasm there Slimer

No one has suggested leprosy yet? Come on, people.

Eczema, Shingles, go see a doctor.

Rosaeca?

Could be rosacea. I had it when I was younger and the derm can give you pills and cream for it. Certain foods, alcohol, etc you should stay away from.

Just to eliminate possibilities, have you been in the vicinity of the Fukushima reactor in Japan recently?

Psoriasis. Get some sun and see a doctor. It is an auto-immune issue... so you could get a parasite and that would clear it up.

If it's eczema that store bought bullshit won't cut it, you need the prescription lotion but I can't believe anyone that works at a derm would manage to F that up.

/Lives in CO, dry as shit, deal with that crap almost every winter.

Props to Hamas for somehow simultaneously posting the most pompous yet uninformed and ridiculously flat out wrong diagnosis in the history of the planet. That is a scalp condition idiot, the scalp is nowhere near the nose numbnuts.

Just remember just because a bunch of 18 year old college freshmen think you're "super smart dude!" doesn't mean that when you attempt to interact with intelligent adults that you won't get clowned the **** out and shown to be a complete moron.

Try calamine lotion. True story.

Hopefully you don't have a bunch of beavers making a mess upstream...Check your water.

Dry, scaly skin sloughs in the nasolabial folds and between the eyebrows are classic symptoms of seborrhoeic dermatitis.

Try a brand new noose

Pre-med, pre-law, what's the difference?

You're sort of a guy, right? Attempt to get dirty regularly and wash your face once a day in the shower with whatever bar of soap is there. Quit moisturizing, or at the very least never again admit that you do it.

Do you even lift?