I bet he's from Jerk Water, USA.

How did they find out? I'm at work and can't read the article.. but was it on camera or did she recognize the taste? lol

She read the article.

(had the water tested. tasted "weird.")

Reminds me when George Castanza had sex on his office desk and got fired for it.
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Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
George Costanza: Who said that?
Mr. Lippman: She did.
George Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
Mr. Lippman: You're fired!
George Costanza: Well, you didn't have to say it like that.


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I've never seen someone ejaculate into water, so I'm not sure what happens. Does it dissolve? If not, then wouldn't you wouldn't notice? Water bottle must not have been clear.

He must have really good aim, too. Not unlike that 12 year old tossing a football.

Well, now you've got something to do on your next date. :thumb:

I will have long forgotten this thread years from now.

Yes, eventually.

Poor woman... now everyone knows she swallows.

why would you even question if it would dissolve?

The midwest is dumb

Since you seem to be the expert, then how long does it usually take?

I ****ING KNEW IT!
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ghlight=bottle

The first was about the arrest, the 2nd the conviction.

Yeah, but I knew that I had heard this story before.