I pee on the toilet seats at work to encourage people to poop at home. Don't want to smell somebody else's shit every time I have to take a leak.

I always poop at work - nothing better than getting paid to take a shlt.

However, no one obeys rule #2. It seems half the time someone comes in, sits down in the stall next to me, and waits quietly for me to finish. Ive just started waiting them out. Ive got my phone, and fugg 'em, I was here first.

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I usually just shit in a cup at my desk and throw it in the dumpster on my way out of the office. It kind of bothers some people but I don't give a ****, I am a man.

There's nothing worse than being painfully forced by nature to drop a loud and smelly deuce with a respected colleague quietly sitting in the stall next to you.

It's funny to do the squatting standoff to see who will quickly leave the stall first and not confront the other poop master coming out of the crapper.

No one pays attention to poop at work ettiquette, and rule number 2 is the most important one.

I thought people were just engaging in shit warfare. :shrug:

Rule no 2 is not necessary if you ****ing destroy the stool.

Word will spread...