One time I pooped and it smelled like caramel popcorn.

Rose colored glasses

Good, somewhat crispy steak fries are the truth

My favorite fries ever came from the long-lost Kearney Truck Plaza. They had the Platonic ideal of the (non-Belgian-frites) fry: medium-thin cut, cloudfluff interior, this punch of black pepper, an onionskin-thin batter that broke off in your mouth like paint chipping off of a wall.

I know the fries themselves were a specific variety from a Sysco truck, but they cooked them really damn well. The only other place I've found the same kind of fry was the food court in Iowa State University's student union.

The fries at Jack's, an Alabama fast food chain, season their [crinkle-cut] fries with popcorn salt. I never would have thought to do it, but it works.

Those sound amazing.

Checkers french fries are pretty amazing.

No

No to checkers french fries? That's way harsh, bro.

That's cool, I was just saying no to my thread falling off the first page. LOL

Albertson's here.

ROFL

Thank you, sir. I'll be checking Albertsons in the next few days.

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