Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 9644040)

There's drinking hard, then there's CHICAGO drinking hard.

My advice is drink as much as you can before the 2am bars close, then go home.

Do not under any circumstances go to the 3am bars. Also avoid the 4am bars. And that one 5am bar in Wrigleyville is nothing but trouble, seriously.

That's how you end up going home with a girl that vomits blood mid-coitus. This unfortunately comes from experience.

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9644054)

I'd start as soon as you get home, but just a little teaser. You know, couple of beers, then maybe a whiskey night cap. Tomorrow you need to start with a bloody mary in the morning, followed by a few coctails in the plane. One in the airport while waiting for bags/Limo. It's not a sprint, its a marathon. You can drink a good 25-30 drinks as long as you spread it out over 20 hours or so.

Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 9644063)

Did you finish?

Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 9644141)

Having someone barf while you are inside them creates a most interesting dichotomy of sensations.

On the one hand you are utterly shocked and repulsed by the act, the smell and the mess.

On the other hand, that shit gets TIGHT son!

So while I did not, I wouldn't judge you if you did.

Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 9644040)

There's drinking hard, then there's CHICAGO drinking hard.

My advice is drink as much as you can before the 2am bars close, then go home.

Do not under any circumstances go to the 3am bars. Also avoid the 4am bars. And that one 5am bar in Wrigleyville is nothing but trouble, seriously.

That's how you end up going home with a girl that vomits blood mid-coitus. This unfortunately comes from experience.