Billy's one unathletic ****. That ball tailed and looked like it damn near hit him on the wrist, which is impressive for someone wearing a glove.

That is definitely a Texas ballpark. Gigantic, obnoxiously overdone state pride, its got it all.

Nice pitching Chen

BRUCE

It's cute that you guys have major league pitchers now. Real cute.

2nd inning
 

Top 2nd

Francoeur walks
Betemit strikes out (looking)
Pena singles to center, Francoeur to second
Escobar lines into a 3-6 double play, Francoeur out at second

0 runs, 1 hit

Napoli homers to left
Murphy grounds out to third
Blanco grounds out to third
Borbon grounds out to second

1 run, 1 hit

well, we've only got 1, maybe 2. Chen, probably Hoch, and thats about it.

We'll probably have a pile of lefty starters in a year or two.

Have a 4 and a 5, still waiting on the 1-3 part.

Steal one here

Shit, SOS has been more consistent than Hoch. We have a shit ton of 4-5 starters...

On another note, if Soria is truly bothered by cold weather, we need to get him right and trade him immediately. His career numbers don't support this theory, though.

Wilson's getting squeezed a little bit.

Oh, snap.

Just like the old Royals!

LMAO

I thought AL said he was taking a break from making game threads?

yeah, I did