:banghead:

that sounds very reasonable...

do you offer group discounts?

If you would like to employ my services, I can send you an email. I hate large women and I'll take her out for you.

Would it be more efficient for you to harm her or to have her emotionally crippled by making drunkin' sloppy love to ENDelt?

Only to your wife. Is your life insurance paid up?

I'm not knocking it. I'm just trying to figure out what the galactic command has you counting.

I don't think even Endelt does fat women with bells on her shoes. But I could check.

You underestimate how drunk he gets.

yeah Rainman, I'm kind of more interested in why you were on the corner counting cars then about a dumb deer :D

From what I hear he does the ones with bells on their necks

I thought I was gonna get charged by a couple dogs when i was out huntin the other day. They were pretty aggressive and were trying to sneak up on us in the cover we were hunting. They got close enough that I discharged a round in the air and gave'em my "get out of here you mangy mutts". They moved off but never really left the area. I'da blew their freaking heads off if they came any closer. I've come cross strays before while hunting but never dogs that were agressive like these. I figured they belonged to someone close but I'd killed them if they made me.

PhilFree :arrow:

What cow things on the fronts of trains?

A cow catcher, dork. Do you think they put those things on locomotives to make them look racey?

http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix...wCatcher-m.jpg

I thought that they were for improving the downforce on the short track. ROFL

Pffft. I thought it was for anything in the way of the train, to prevent derailings. Cows just never occured to me. Thanks for clarifying it in a friendly manner, bitch.