Me, my fiancée' (I’ve never been with her in a lady's room so I have to take her word for it), the other 3 guy's in the band I play in, and quite a few others I can think of.

I got a call from a contractor once and he was talking while trying to "pinch a loaf", so I hung up,
He called back immediately,
I hung up again.
He called back AGAIN ,
I hung up again.

Later that day he comes over to the job site where I’m taping out a house, calls me outside and starts trying to tell me off for hanging up on him.
This prompted me to turn side on "whip out the old boy" and start pissing on the ground.
He flipped and say's "man, that’s just sick, couldn’t you have at least gone around the side of the house or something"

I said , "As sick as trying to tell someone what color paint they want in a master bedroom while you hear the strain in their voice as they push out a turd?

ROFL

"I think the mauve (HNNNNN!) on the walls would look niiice (NNNGGG!) and would go welllll (AAAAHHH!) with the rose trimmm (HYUNH!) (*FART*)."

IT WAS YOU YA BASTAGE! :p

You guys are weird.

Let me get this straight. I REFUSE to talk on a cell phone while taking a shit, and you think I’m weird? :hmmm:
You’re a Chiefs fan right?, should have known :rolleyes:

And a Rayduhs fan has values?

Laughable.