When my niece was little, she had a hard time pronouncing her "T's" and replaced them with "F's." So here we are, me, my brother, his wench, and the little niece, strolling through Wal Mart when what do we happen upon in the toy section? Why yes, it was a rather large fire engine. Much to her delight, she screamed out, in front of God and eveyone, "FIREfuck DADDY!"

"Socks"

That was the magic word my little sister couldn't pronounce correctly. We would prod her all the time to say "sock" in public.

"mommy, I need more focks."


Ahh, the good old days.

Good for her! Nothing wrong with that word.

If it make you feel any better my son piced up "god dammit" from the wife. I belive she dropped something, which she is prone to do, and let out a GD. Son just looks at her and goes, "Mommy, what that mean? What's god dammit? When do you use god dammit?"

She tried to recover quickly and said, "No I said Gosh Darnet". But he was having none of that, "No Mommy you said God dammit!". She just ended up telling him that those were bad words.

Of course last wee he dropped something and let out a nice big, "God dammit!!!" for her.

My parents never used bad language when I was growing up and told me not to use it. Now when I drop an f-bomb or something they are shocked.

ROFL You won't mind being loaned, thanks Skip.;)

Well, now you are officially part of the cool kids club.

My freshman year in the dorms...it seems like kids that had a backround like that said it alot just bc their parents were not around anymore. It was kind of funny.

What I'd like to know is, who the **** decided which words were "bad", or inappropriate?

Poop is ok, but shit isn't.
Darn is alright, but damn isn't.
Go ahead, say screw, but don't say ****.

It's all a load of shit, uh, I mean crap!

I am so glad I am not alone....my soon to be 4 year old has started saying damn and hell.

What the hell is that momma......
Damn that toy.......


Today when he said hell I thought grandma was gonna have a stroke.

Teach him how to say FIREfuck! :p

I believe the inappropriate words are well established before some pollyanna comes up with a substitute deemed reasonable.

I took my kids to Burger King one evening a couple years back. We got our food and were looking for a booth. My son, who was 5 at the time, turned to me and said, "Dad where should we shit?" I just about dropped the tray from laughing so hard. He started crying after he said it thinking he was going to be in trouble. Poor guy. I assured him he wasn't in any trouble.

It's a good thing your aren't Iraqi, you'd cut your 6 year old's hands off for that crap.

You'll have to pull her aside and tell her:
"Honey....THIS is Shinola..."