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Mr. Kotter 04-13-2005 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by jidar
Wow, .. just.... wow.

Obviously a "C-section" baby with whom this hits too close to home....heh. ;)

KingPriest2 04-13-2005 07:25 AM

Your theory is nonsense. I know people that were born C-section and they are normal.

Radar Chief 04-13-2005 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by patteeu
My rule of thumb is that when you pull a bizarre theory out of your ass, it is usually wrong. Are there any philosophers out there who can who can help support or reject this rule of thumb?

:p

Seriously, on what do you base this theory of yours, Simplex3?


:shrug: Never know, maybe something to it. I know that going through the birth canal squeezes the liquid from their lungs and helps clear them. Otherwise they have to rough the baby up a little get’em really scream’n to do the same thing.

Mr. Kotter 04-13-2005 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by KingPriest2
Your theory is nonsense. I know people that were born C-section and they are normal.

Another C-Section kid, no doubt... ;)

KingPriest2 04-13-2005 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter
Another C-Section kid, no doubt... ;)

Yes you are then.

NewChief 04-13-2005 07:47 AM

In all seriousness, I think there is something with the woman's hormones that happens through labor that aids in the woman's recovery. I've heard that when women have scheduled C-sections (without ever even going into labor) their recovery is much, much harder than women who have C-sections after laboring for a while, which is what happened with my wife. She labored for about 12 hours before the Doctor decided that our baby wasn't going to be delivered vaginally, no matter how long we went (it turned out he was face up, instead of face down, plus he has a HUGE head).

Anyway, her recovery has been great. 8 weeks, and she's dropped 30lbs. and is back to running and working out.

Her next one may be scheduled, so I'll be able to tell you if there was a difference between the two in a couple of years.

Mr. Kotter 04-13-2005 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by KingPriest2
Yes you are then.

Wow, that was a cool comeback....

stumppy 04-13-2005 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by KingPriest2
Your theory is nonsense. I know people that were born C-section and they are normal.


And gosh darnit people like me.

Phobia 04-13-2005 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by NewChief
She labored for about 12 hours before the Doctor decided that our baby wasn't going to be delivered vaginally, no matter how long we went (it turned out he was face up, instead of face down, plus he has a HUGE head).

My apologies for that.

NewChief 04-13-2005 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
My apologies for that.


Sorry Phil, he's far too handsome for you to have had any part in his inception.

Phobia 04-13-2005 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
That one kinda leapt out at ya, didn't it?

I was caught red-handed.

Phobia 04-13-2005 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by NewChief
Sorry Phil, he's far too handsome for you to have had any part in his inception.

Oh, well that's a relief. Plus it's a boy. I don't think I have any male swimmers.

dilligaf 04-13-2005 08:01 AM

I was born C-section. Now every time I leave the house, I jump out the window.

Iowanian 04-13-2005 08:05 AM

I should send out alot of Invoices. If squeezing someone's head activatest the brain, I activated alot of brains in my wrestling career.

Also if this were True.........gochiefs' unit would be the Most Intelligent Human lifeform on earth. He's one star wars pud-whackathon away from solving Hydrogen energy and curing Cancer.

ROYC75 04-13-2005 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Ok, most of the people I've known in life who were born C-section have some stability issues. So here's my theory, let me know what you think:

Squeezing the baby's head during natural birth "activates" them, kind of like squeezing a chemical ice pack. When kids are born C-section they are denied activation and therefore have problems throughout life.

Any medical personell that can help support or reject this theory?

Damn ! :hmmm: I'm going to go put III in a hammerlock, BRB.


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