I think you mean "desecrate."

BIG difference... ;) (BIG)

I scratch one pretty regularly, haven't scratched the other one in nigh on 22 years or so...

Good Grief.

Why in the hell do there have to be eleventeen copycat threads for every fargin joke-O'-the-Day?

Umm, it's called lifting weights. :doh!:

It's called a spinoff genius/genious

Because it makes you happy

I DONT HAVE HERPES MY DICK IS JUST ITCHIN!!!

Scratch them? They don't itch.

you got someone to marry you?

:clap:

start scratching them for no reason one day... you'll never want to stop..........

I started to reply that I really can't count that high, but then I saw this picture in Scanfan91's post and thought...


I always wondered what Joey Harrington would look like on steroids.

This thread is useless without a pole . That is for you Skip.

Almost as often as I blink.

It might be a tumor.

Strange but true. A few years back i read some article that that if someone has Aids they sometimes develop a tumor bulgeing from their neck. I thought, 'well i guess thats fugged up.'

The next day i was at a Royals game. A vendor walking up and down the isle had a big tumor coming out of his neck! I was thinking "Holy Christ, what are the odds?"

I avoided buying anything from him.