wow! lol... lil touchy are we??


I can't see why someone with your verbal grace can't find a job!


loosen up a little.. geez

At this point in the interview, I have ascertained that scalper is young, a hard worker, not a prostitute, and tends to get angry easily.

Scalper, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

What can you do?

Dave

rainman....I'm an Oak.
I may not grow as quickly as others, but I have deep roots. I'll be able to produce, and am flexible enough to bend so as not to break during any storms in your organization.

When was the last time you beat your girlfriend?

I think that I'm some kind of Maple tree. It's not the biggest or most flashy tree in the forest, but it's a solid producer that complements the other trees around it.

So basically, you grow quickly, have sticky "sap" spattered all over your desk and The top of your canopy falls out earlier than most trees?


I think you need to Open an Iowania division...and make me the President of those corporate operations.....but I'm not taking your damn math test.

Oak trees are always bad at math. That's why I only hire Elms, Aspens, and the occasional well-built Chestnut.

Have you stopped assaulting old women with baseball bats?

Okay, so me and the wife moved back from new orleans and the gigs are not flowing yet. It will probably take a year or so to work my way back into the scene. She is engrossed in studying for the Missouri bar, which basically means the only quality time spent right now is in the sack. we both need jobs. Here are our qualifications, maybe someone will see this and give us some leads.
Vanessa Scorcia Herman -
Juris Doctor, Tulane University Law School, class of '05 Cum Laude
cum g.p.a. 3.477.
Tufts University, class of 1999, Fulbright recipient.
Fluent German.
Worked as a law clerk for Palmer and Dodge - Boston, Mass.
Micah Clayton Herman
No college degrees, professional jazz upright bassist - Boston, New Orleans, Kansas City.
Have construction, landscaping, and computer experience. clean driving record for last two years, never been arrested, grew up in K.C. Know every street, alley, and hard to find place in k.c. metro. floral delivery experience. Worked at a hardware store, tire shop, as a computer tech back in the windows '95\98 days. Allright hope the job of our dreams, or even something temporary turns up.
My bottom line is $10.00 an hour for light labor, Landscaping-Have own tools, I charge $15 an hour.

If I was to talk to your coworkers, what would they say is your greatest weakness?

if I was a tree, I would be a dogwood, cause I am a tough s.o.b.

how were you ever lucky enough to score a wife like that?!?!

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What you talkin bout willis?

I would be a Palm Tree