Turekey and Ham, for sure that's damn!

And taters and gravy,
and cranberry wavy

Got everything, but there's no SPAM!

In my Fam we have wild canine! Mmmmm :hmmm:

We kept if fairly simple this year. fucking outstanding though.


Turkey
Mashed taters
gravy
stuffing
rolls
green beans
deviled eggs


Oh yeah......Pumpkin pie with cream cheese icing. (Yeah I thought is sounded fuckin gross too, but it was surprisingly the best pumpkin pie I've ever eaten.)

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

All i need, Turkey, Mashed Taters, Potatoe salad, and Rolls. all i need for the Meal. For Dessert, Applie pie. Thats all i want.

Devilled eggs and a couple of tuna salad sandwiches.

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None of the above. I had a thick and juicy steak, corn on the cob, and baked beans over at dad's. But it was just the two of us.

Oops. Just noticed that steak was listed. My bad.

felt like I just crapped a football..

come to think of it,it kinda looked like one too.Lil worried what that was that looked like laces on it

Turkey
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Stuffing
Sweet potato casserole
Green Beans with cream of mushroom, topped with french onions
Real creamed corn, not that pulverised crap in a can.
Hawaiian sweet rolls
Deviled eggs
assorted Jell-o salads
Pumpkin, pecan, apple and cherry pies
Chocolate cupcakes
Cranberry sauce
Queso dip with ground beef
Corn and pinto bean salsa

Turkey
Mashed Potatoes
Stuffing (much better than the usual stuffing, this is called Far-eek, its great, its wheat)
Beef Brisket
Broccoli with Cheese
Grape Leaves
Cranberry/Pineapple Salad

Turkey & Ham