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Amnorix 02-03-2006 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee
Howard has interviewed Heather, as well as a number of pre-Heather Bon Jovi groupies, about that very subject.

So you're basically saying she's a size queen? Dear God, talk about ruining my image of her. OTOH, she DID date two rockers, so I need to get past that All-American face...

siberian khatru 02-03-2006 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by chefsos
I'd say a nice solo pic is required at this time.

http://www.bartcop.com/heather_lockl...geQuality=Full

Wow, nice hang in that pic.

Kylo Ren 02-03-2006 01:02 PM

No one is bothered by the fact that she's 44 years old? I'm NOT. But I thought someone would have mentioned it by now.

Amnorix 02-03-2006 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Gunther_Fan
No one is bothered by the fact that she's 44 years old? I'm NOT. But I thought someone would have mentioned it by now.

44 ain't THAT much older than me.


http://www.ownedforums.com/pics/albu...t-it-bush2.jpg

Mr. Laz 02-03-2006 01:54 PM

couldn't you of just copy and pasted so people didn't have to follow the link. :shrug:


like it was some kind of suspenseful surprise :spock:



Locklear Files for Divorce From Sambora
Friday, February 03, 2006

http://www.foxnews.com/images/191961...ar_sambora.jpg

LOS ANGELES — After 11 years of marriage, actress Heather Locklear has filed for divorce from rocker Richie Sambora, her publicist said Thursday.

"This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time," CeCe Yorke said in a statement.

Locklear, 44, first gained fame in 1981 as sexy Sammy Jo Dean Carrington on the TV series "Dynasty."

In the 1990s, she took on the role of cold-hearted Amanda Woodward on TV's "Melrose Place" and played mayoral love interest Caitlin Moore on "Spin City."

Sambora, 45, is a founding member and lead guitarist for the rock band Bon Jovi. He has also released two solo albums.

Locklear and Sambora were married in 1994. Their daughter, Ava Elizabeth, is 8.

Locklear was previously married to Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee.

phxchief 02-03-2006 01:56 PM

You'd hit it, but there's infinitely better looking women out there.

alanm 02-03-2006 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Gunther_Fan
No one is bothered by the fact that she's 44 years old? I'm NOT. But I thought someone would have mentioned it by now.

No, not when you're 47 :)

alanm 02-03-2006 02:00 PM

Besides, there'd be no breaking in period. ROFL

Amnorix 02-03-2006 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by phxchief
You'd hit it, but there's infinitely better looking women out there.

Somehow I doubt that "infinitely" better looking women are strewing themselves, naked, covered in rose petals, at your feet. :D :p

phxchief 02-03-2006 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix
Somehow I doubt that "infinitely" better looking women are strewing themselves, naked, covered in rose petals, at your feet. :D :p

Sadly, and it is very sad, you're right. :banghead:

Amnorix 02-03-2006 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by phxchief
Sadly, and it is very sad, you're right. :banghead:


I know I am. The infinitely better looking naked women strewn at my feet are NEVER covered in rose petals! :cuss:



:LOL:

sedated 02-03-2006 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gunther_Fan
No one is bothered by the fact that she's 44 years old? I'm NOT. But I thought someone would have mentioned it by now.


You can fuck her while watching "Murder, She Wrote". She'll like that

You should fuck her and then have her send you $12 on your birthday

phxchief 02-03-2006 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix
I know I am. The infinitely better looking naked women strewn at my feet are NEVER covered in rose petals! :cuss:



:LOL:

ROFL ROFL ROFL

ZepSinger 02-03-2006 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by alanm
No, not when you're 47 :)

Or 50. :) :)

rtmike 02-03-2006 04:55 PM

Don't forget to strap a 2 x 4 on yer' arse.


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