heh, someone here at work has the plates "MULVA"

I actually recall a guy from high school that wanted to get "BVRETR" on his plates... I don't know if it worked out.

Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way... 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.

Heh! On one of my sports cars years ago I had:

WHY ME HP

Seriously, it got me out of at least 2 tickets.

PLYRH8R?

Heh! Or... I bet they would warm up to this one. :hmmm:

COPKILR

Cop Killer

Here is a pic I took at a Royals game.

My dumbass ex-boss at Anheuser-Busch had BUD-MAN on his red porsche.

11 tickets and 1 month later, he was back to standard issue.

I misread the name of this thread when I first glanced at it.

I thought it said "My MILF safe word"

ahem.

"alpaca!! alpaca!!"

ROFL ROFL ROFL

I would have hung around to see if that was a hot chick........and if it was, I would have offered my number.

Saw some dude in a 70's caddy with

1BAMF

1 Bad Ass Mother F*****

A buddy of mine has "LMDN" for his cycle. When asked by the DOT what it meant, they stopped short and said, "Oh yeah, they are initials, aren't they?". He agreed, even though his initals were "MH". He didn't dare tell them that it stood for "Lick My Dirty Nutz".

Also have another buddy on his cycle has "Hamms1", which of course, he drinks Hamms.

I have no idea who they bought it from? Why ? Maybe I don't want to know...