Just remember:

Lawyer: "{insert first question here}?"

You: "Weird, we were talking about that just the other day at my Klan meeting..."

$ 12.50 per day in KY. I'm on the grand jury here, not too bad, the biggest problem is I don't get paid work days unless I'm home working them.

I will probally serve 8 - 10 days out of the year. I wish I could use a rubber stamp, I'm the head juror and have to sign all the damn documents and indictments . Last Monday I bet I signed my name at least 100 times.....

Heh.

I might try "When we find this fucker guilty, can I shoot him myself?" :D

People really fall for this? Why would you give anyone that calls you your social? If they're calling you from the courthouse they should already know it.

If someone told me there was a warrant for my arrest over the phone I"d tell 'em to come here and get me.

After I told them to eff off of course.

Just show up for duty and say "Fry 'em" you'll be gone by noon

I've never done jury duty. I am hourly. I'd have to weasle out of it if I were selected. Cannot afford the time off.

Maybe next time you will get lucky and end up as a juror in one of those cases where some guy you've never seen before walks up to you in a restaurant over your lunch break, reaches in the breast pocket of his silk suit to pull out an obviously overstuffed brown envelope, turns his head the other direction as he smoothly slips the envelope into your coat pocket and whispers "here's a little something to help with....you know....expenses" only to disappear as soon as you look down at your pocket.