I guess it was my own fault for clicking on a thread that had the word "fart" in the title, but rather than saying, "I'm not responding to this kind of question" (because, by saying that, I am responding in a way, and I'm just being a brat and taking up space posting that I'm not going to post, when I'm actually posting a response that says that I'm not, you see?

well that sucks cuz i want an answer to my question

:cuss:

I suggest you ask your wife.

Post what she says, after you're out of the cast.

i did ask and she wouldnt give me a straight answer either..

i can ask her anything without fear of reprocussions

what about concussions?

You must belch a lot then.

Nevah. I do get hiccups a lot though.

PS, My post was just a joke.

So was mine. :)

Insert standard female "girls don't fart, we poot" response.

A statement that the wife has proven completely untrue, by the way.

There are a lot of things to think about when it comes to women. I can't remotely imagine how you managed to bypass all the good things to get to wondering about the route their farts use to escape.

ROFL Yeah, whatever...

Speaking of Chiefs, did you guys cut Quentin Griffin yet?

Typical sort of female answer to a fairly straightforward question...

I always called it, "Womaneese." The man who can decipher this almost cryptic language has it MADE!

Moooo

Who even wants to expend that much effort?

There's a reason Bob Dole is single...