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Fish 11-09-2006 09:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007
I don't think I'll have any kids until I'm like 50, and then I'll seek out the most athletic chick available to create the ultimate offspring.
:rolleyes:

Yeah...... good luck with that.... idiot....

KC Jones 11-09-2006 09:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007
Yep, I'm a 23 year old fat kid. Man, how'd you guess. Guarantee you, that I am less fat than you, cooler than you, bang more chicks than you, and pretty much better than you in all facets of life. I'm real sorry you feel inadequate and must take it out on me. I must be a loser because I don't post 10 times a day on an internet message board mocking others like you because huh?
Wow... I don't think I've seen anyone this insecure posting on the board since BWillie007's mom came by to ask any of us if we remember that gang bang in 1983 and would we be willing to take paternity tests.

:p

morphius 11-09-2006 09:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007
Yep, I'm a 23 year old fat kid. Man, how'd you guess. Guarantee you, that I am less fat than you, cooler than you, bang more chicks than you, and pretty much better than you in all facets of life. I'm real sorry you feel inadequate and must take it out on me. I must be a loser because I don't post 10 times a day on an internet message board mocking others like you because huh?

I dunno, just never really liked babies. I'd rather have a pet fish or something. I don't think I'll have any kids until I'm like 50, and then I'll seek out the most athletic chick available to create the ultimate offspring. I guess now is a good enough time for any to make a dead baby joke.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!

ow do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.


ROFL ROFL ROFL

Oh man, sorry I had to do it
Most guys don't understand babies until they have one of their own, and they still rarely want to hold anyone else's baby.

Women are completely different.

Gonzo 11-09-2006 09:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007
Yep, I'm a 23 year old fat kid. Man, how'd you guess. Guarantee you, that I am less fat than you, cooler than you, bang more chicks than you, and pretty much better than you in all facets of life. I'm real sorry you feel inadequate and must take it out on me. I must be a loser because I don't post 10 times a day on an internet message board mocking others like you because huh?

I dunno, just never really liked babies. I'd rather have a pet fish or something. I don't think I'll have any kids until I'm like 50, and then I'll seek out the most athletic chick available to create the ultimate offspring. I guess now is a good enough time for any to make a dead baby joke.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!

ow do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.


ROFL ROFL ROFL

Oh man, sorry I had to do it
Please, go to the urologist and have a vasectomy performed ASAP.

teedubya 11-09-2006 09:57 AM
You dont know true love until you first see your first born child. Its an amazing experience... regardless if you 'dont' like babies or not.

Man, this shit is hilarious...funny video

KC Jones 11-09-2006 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs
You dont know true love until you first see your first born child. Its an amazing experience... regardless if you 'dont' like babies or not.

Man, this shit is hilarious...funny video
True dat... It occured to me a little while after my first son was born, that there was nothing so great in this world than making him laugh and smile.

ChiTown 11-09-2006 10:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs
You dont know true love until you first see your first born child. Its an amazing experience... regardless if you 'dont' like babies or not.

Man, this shit is hilarious...funny video
Agreed.

Fathers love to make their kids laugh. I must have spent the first year of my fatherhood making 'stoopid' sounds and faces at my kid. Hearing that laugh always made my day.

Willie is just a product of his lack of child development. He'll figure it out some day.

Halfcan 11-09-2006 10:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007
Yep, I'm a 23 year old fat kid. Man, how'd you guess. Guarantee you, that I am less fat than you, cooler than you, bang more chicks than you, and pretty much better than you in all facets of life. I'm real sorry you feel inadequate and must take it out on me. I must be a loser because I don't post 10 times a day on an internet message board mocking others like you because huh?

I dunno, just never really liked babies. I'd rather have a pet fish or something. I don't think I'll have any kids until I'm like 50, and then I'll seek out the most athletic chick available to create the ultimate offspring. I guess now is a good enough time for any to make a dead baby joke.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!

ow do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.


ROFL ROFL ROFL

Oh man, sorry I had to do it
Wow that was classless!

cookster50 11-09-2006 10:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by morphius
Women are completely different.
Why, hello Mr. Obvious!

greg63 11-10-2006 01:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kcchiefsguru
He is destined for a Bond film. Or Austin Powers at least.
Yep! :D


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