Couldn't place where I'd heard that annoying tenor to Darwin/Misha Chokesondik's voice.
Then it hit me, she's the female Tony Radliff.

If someone voluntarily signs their name to a contract, how can that be considered predatory?

If you can only get credit at 2000% interest you probably shouldn't be borrowing money at all.

These people think reality TV is reality.

Boy that Simon really knows how to party.

But what is more valuable? A DE or a DT? I think we need a DT but I've heard that they take longer to devlop. Also, other teams are looking for D-Line help. Including you guys. We have the picks to move up to #12 overall (trade with Buffalo) and I'd like to do that to take a blue chip DT and hope for an immediate impact.

I think we should concentrate on the O-line. If we can protect our QB we can win more games.

Do people still watch this show?

Highest rated show on tv.

Simon can forget about running for the Senate in Virginia.

Clerks2:
Randal Graves: Since when did "porch monkey" suddenly become a racial slur?
Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago.
Randal Graves: Oh bullshit. My grandmother used to call me a 'Porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.
Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur. It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike.
Randal Graves: No it is not. Plus my grandmother had nothing but the upmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid, she'd always tell me to treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me.
Dante Hicks: WHAT THE ****, MAN?
Randal Graves: What?
Dante Hicks: Sheeny is a racial slur, too!
Randal Graves: No it is not.
Dante Hicks: Yes, it is!
Randal Graves: Well, she never called any Jews "sheeny," she just used to say "sheeny curse" a lot. It was cute.
Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute! It was racist!
Randal Graves: I disagree, man, she was just an oldtimer. That's the way people talked back then. Didn't mean they were racist... But my grandmother did refer to a broken bottle once as a "****** knife."
[Dante stares in horror]
Randal Graves: You know, come to think of it, my grandmother *was* kind of a racist.
Dante Hicks: YOU THINK?

<HR width="30%"> [a bunch of cops and fireman run into Mooby's and see the "interspecies erotica"]
Fireman: What the ****?
[the donkey brays as the Police Officer sees Randal's "Porch Monkey 4 Life" shirt]
Officer: [shouting] PORCH MONKEY?
Randal Graves: Oh, no no, it's cool, I'm taking it back.

Funny. Don't have the video though[/QUOTE]
The guy looked strange and was very stupid or reeruned.

The guy Simon was referring to looked like Maliki from the children of the corn movie.

Paula would fall out of anything, what's wrong with her this season? She seems completely drugged.

His friend wasn't no good either.

http://image.com.com/tv/images/proce...d/cd/76347.jpg

I was laughing hard and before he came on the stage, I was typing out:

"We want Chubby!" *clap, clap, clap clap clap*

I wish I had the rest of these pictures. This is the only one I saved. One thing is for sure, Simon prefers the young tenderoni's.

The love child of Bruce Valanch and Ralphie Wiggum.

You know, we have an official thread for this.