I thought it did. They bet on a dog and he had to shit during the race...IMO

too

One day a cowboy stumbles upon an Indian reservation and meets the most beautiful girl he's ever seen. He falls in love with her immediately, and she with him, but they both know that as a white man he'll never be accepted into her society.

But eventually the cowboy decides he can't go on without her, so he decides to pay a visit to the wise Indian chief of her village.

"So," says the chief. "You want to marry Squaw, white man? You must prove yourself to our people. Prove you are worthy of beautiful Squaw."

Naturally, the cowboy agrees.

"Look out over yonder," the chief says, pointing towards a group of 3 teepees. "In first tent is big, big bottle of firewater. It will burn your eyes, your mouth, your lips, your throat. You must drink entire bottle. Not a drop can be spilled."

The cowboy nods.

"In second tent is big, angry, grizzly bear. You must fight him with your bare hands. And you must kill him. Kill him, white man, before he kills you."

The cowboy nods again.

"In final tent is my wife. She is ugliest squaw in our village. You must make love to her. Pleasure her. Prove that you can satisfy a woman."

The cowboy nods once more.

"When you have completed all of these tasks, white man, return here to me. And if you have indeed proven your worth, I will let you marry."

The cowboy shakes the chief's hand and walks to the first teepee. There's nothing inside it except a huge bottle of liquor. The cowboy removes the cork and begins to chug. As promised, the liquor is overpowering and burns like nothing he's ever tasted before, but the cowboy presses on. He doesn't finish until he has drained the bottle dry.

Several minutes after entering, he staggers out of the teepee, wobbling and weaving.

"Now, white man," calls the chief. "Onto the next task."

The drunken cowboy nods and walks into the second teepee. Right away, a great roar is heard, and the cowboy is thrown out of the tent. He stands up and rushes back in. Sounds of a great struggle are heard, and again the cowboy is thrown outside the tent.

This time, he is bloody and weak. But he rises up and rushes back inside. The bear roars, then whimpers, and then all is quiet.

"White man?" calls the chief. "White man, are you still alive?"

The cowboy staggers out of the teepee. He's bloody and scratched, but he appears okay. The chief waves him over.

"You all right?" he asks. "Do you require medicine man?"

The drunk cowboy burps.

"Naw," he says. "I'm all right. Hell, that wasn't nothin'."

"Good."

"Now, tell me, chief," says the cowboy. "Where's that big ol' bear you wanted me to wrestle?"

Three biggest cowboy lies....The check is in the mail...Yep I won this big belt-buckle riding bulls...Honest I fer sure was just helping that sheep out of that ther fence....

Im a city cowboy............

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Me. If he'll move the f**king banana-bulls**t into an actual sig so I don't have to see it I'll stop, too.

While riding one day a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a conversation.


Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how’s it going?"
Dog: "Doin’ alright."
Indian: Look of shock.
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
Dog: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: Look of total disbelief.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how’s it going?"
Horse: "Good"
Indian: Extreme look of shock.
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?” pointing at the Indian.
Horse: "Yes sir"
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
Indian: Total look of utter amazement.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep liar."

Guess you should know?

i am just a cowboy
lonesome on the trail....

i'm a cowboy baby kid rock

I'M JUST A LONESOME L.A. COWBOY,
HANGIN' OUT, HANGIN' ON
TO YOUR WINDOW LEDGE, CALLIN' YOUR NAME
FROM MIDNIGHT UNTIL DAWN
I BEEN SMOKIN' DOPE, SNORTIN' COKE,
TRYIN' TO WRITE A SONG
FORGETTIN' EVERYTHING I KNOW
‘TIL THE NEXT LINE COMES ALONG
FORGETTIN' EVERYTHING I KNOW
‘TIL THE NEXT LINE COMES ALONG.......

Now THAT's funny.

Call me hoss, Im the boss, with the sauce in the horse
No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I aint right
Im gonna paint his town red, and paint his wife white, uh
Cause chaos, rock like amadeus
Find west coast pussy for my detroit players
Mack like mayors, ball like lakers
They told us to leave, but bet they cant make us

No but I am pretty sure I am a lesbian

On a steel horse I ride.