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Baby Lee 01-27-2007 05:28 PM
What's the deal with those 'come down and be saved' churches and porn.
I admit, I'm not wide-ranging in my attendance of other demoninations, but over the years I've attended with friends or by invitation, and it seems like every time it's one of those places with the period where people 'come down and get saved' the speaker also rants for hours about how he used to be a slave to porn . . "Ahhed watch online for howahs . . . Aahh was filled with shame, . . . Aah beat mah meat like a rented mule [well, maybe not that explicit, but close], . . . THEN AHHH FOWAND GOWAD!!!


EVERY TIME!!!

Skeevy.

gblowfish 01-27-2007 07:28 PM
Everytime I think of Aunt Jemimah laying on a table with Mrs. Butterworth, I get a stiffy.

JohninGpt 01-27-2007 07:32 PM
I get this disgusting picture of sweaty pervs with syrup coated fingers covered with curly hair.

Sully 01-27-2007 07:33 PM
Why can't I love God deeply... AND... love porn?

dtebbe 01-27-2007 08:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Lee
What's the deal with those 'come down and be saved' churches and porn.
I admit, I'm not wide-ranging in my attendance of other demoninations, but over the years I've attended with friends or by invitation, and it seems like every time it's one of those places with the period where people 'come down and get saved' the speaker also rants for hours about how he used to be a slave to porn . . "Ahhed watch online for howahs . . . Aahh was filled with shame, . . . Aah beat mah meat like a rented mule [well, maybe not that explicit, but close], . . . THEN AHHH FOWAND GOWAD!!! And Aahh nevahhh look at a 7 yeeaaah oooood the same waaayyy agaaynn. Can I get an ameyyyyynahh!


EVERY TIME!!!

Skeevy.
I finished this...

DT


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