I can't post my mugshots-they wouldn't give me a copy. I asked though-figured that would be a nice keepsake.

She didn't really, Mr. Halfcan. She just "claimed" to have been. She claimed all kinds of stuff including being transported across the country by aliens in a white van, losing her memory, discharging alternating current from her mammilla, all kinds of things.

Then, next thing you know, she's mowing right-of-ways and suing her fiance for book rights. I rank her as one of the most iconic crazy bitches of all times.

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Did Red X get busted again? Those bastards.

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Who is that, Mr. shrek6849?

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Thats my father-in-law he got busted for ass-humping Roise O'Dongless...

Thank God!! I'm not alone.

You survived too, Mr. boogblaster? Have you been bitten?

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Rip Torn

Wow. He doesn't look anything like that in the movies. What was he arrested for, Mr. noa949? Impersonating himself?

By the way, I'm glad you're alive.

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Thanks Mr. Fax. He was busted for DUI. There's a hilarious video floating around the internet of him at the police station. He berates the police and is very belligerent.

I'd like to see that video. I've always been a Rip Torn fan ... well since I became aware of him, anyway ... which was probably when I was 10 or 12 or something ... maybe 14.

I'll bet he wasn't really being nasty to the police, though. He was probably just acting.

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I always kind of liked Sinatra's mugshot. Capone had some good ones, as well.

Gotta get a Bong Morris pic in.

http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/P__bam_morris.jpg