God, Seattle raped us....or is it you guys now?

Jim don't leave we need your head smarts.

:eek:

You won't pass your physical...

I'm not sure, they didn't let us out much. I'll never try to check in as "The Honorable Khalil Ali Shabazz Allah-Akbar" at DIA again.

Two things I can tell you:

Water tabling isn't nearly as bad as the liberal media would lead you to believe...

and

No matter how intriguing it may sound, the answer to "Are you volunteering for a game of electrical testicles?" is ALWAYS "no." It does not "just tingle."

I think my repeated "Are you done with those pork chops?" and "Dude, you haven't touched your bacon, what's wrong with you?" finally convinced them I really wasn't an Al Kwayder.

No surprise. thank you for your service :clap:

Dear ChiefsPlanet,

I don't like it here. It smells and I keep tripping over my dog. Please send help soon.

Sincerely,

JimNasium

That sounds like a bargain for all parties involved.