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Hammock Parties 03-06-2007 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Sewell
Where is meatpeeker and what have you done with him?

STOP HUMPING MY LEG

Steve Sewell 03-06-2007 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
STOP HUMPING MY LEG

I'm not...you're just an easy target.

Phobia 03-06-2007 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by bogie
This is a great question. I can wear clothing that will enhance the look of my crotch. Just like women can enhance their cleavage. No, I don't mean a potato, I mean jeans that make me look like a porn star. Know what I mean?

They sell those at Wal-Mart?

Donger 03-06-2007 07:35 PM

Yes, well.

Any CP women on board that can answer?

Phobia 03-06-2007 07:38 PM

I asked my wife for you and she says she can't keep her eyes off my crotch. She especially likes when it sings and dances.

Joie 03-06-2007 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Yes, well.

Any CP women on board that can answer?

No, I don't make a point of looking at mens crotches. Either you know how to use what's in there or not. Doesn't matter if you're hung like Dirk Diggler on Boogie Nights if you can't please a woman it's useless.

Donger 03-06-2007 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
I asked my wife for you and she says she can't keep her eyes off my crotch. She especially likes when it sings and dances.

You're not helping.

Donger 03-06-2007 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
No, I don't make a point of looking at mens crotches. Either you know how to use what's in there or not. Doesn't matter if you're hung like Dirk Diggler on Boogie Nights if you can't please a woman it's useless.

Okay, that doesn't make any sense to me.

How do you ascertain whether or not they can provide you with sexual gratification without, well, trying it on for size? Or, am I misunderstanding you?

You never just look and go, "Insert answer here."

CoMoChief 03-06-2007 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by bogie
I've got Levi's that I've owned for years. They've faded complimentary.


I was jk around. My old roomate used to work there at Abercrombie and they had these style of jeans that were to make your crotch stick out to where it looks like your packin some serious junk. He'd always wear them. Kinda funny really.

Bootlegged 03-06-2007 07:51 PM

I usually leave my brain hanging out of my zipper to shock and awe the womenfolk.

ChiefFripp 03-06-2007 07:55 PM

I have caught woman looking at my crotch before. They do the same thing I do when I want to check out a woman. I'll look far to the right of her , then move my line of sight to the left of her, as if something just caught my attention . This allows me a good look without her noticing .

I don't believe woman are really intentionally sizing up a man when they're looking, they just do it on instinct.

Joie 03-06-2007 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Okay, that doesn't make any sense to me.

How do you ascertain whether or not they can provide you with sexual gratification without, well, trying it on for size? Or, am I misunderstanding you?

You never just look and go, "Insert answer here."

No. It's more about how a guy touches a woman. How he makes her feel. I can honestly say I have never looked at a guys crotch and thought "gotta have me some of that".

Thats not to say that I've never looked at a guy and thought he'd be good in bed. But it's more than crotch size.

Donger 03-06-2007 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
No. It's more about how a guy touches a woman. How he makes her feel. I can honestly say I have never looked at a guys crotch and thought "gotta have me some of that".

Thats not to say that I've never looked at a guy and thought he'd be good in bed. But it's more than crotch size.

Such fascinating, complex creatures. I ask if you look at mens' crotches and you respond with "how he makes her feel."

Thank you for your answer. I do appreciate it.

Hammock Parties 03-06-2007 08:04 PM

Joie likes cuddlin.'

Joie 03-06-2007 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Such fascinating, complex creatures. I ask if you look at mens' crotches and you respond with "how he makes her feel."

Thank you for your answer. I do appreciate it.

You're welcome. I know it didn't make much sense. It's not like when you look at our boobs.


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