ROFL

Damn.

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Sucka!!!!!! ROFL

Well i was supposed to go back to st joe today for a wedding. So i gather up all my shit including a couple fishing reels i planned on fixing over the weekend. Got all this shit in my pocket get off work take a shower get all the way to st joe and forgot my wallet. Just got back to KC. I think i woke up half of st joe yelling what the **** else can go wrong this month

Jealous?

A little. I don't have any hands.

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GoChiefs is available. I hear he's cheap.

he'll even let you use other parts of his body other than his hands if you wish.

I only have eyes for LJ.

Clever, Mr. Mr. Plow. So clever, in fact, I made you a limerick to honor the occasion.

There once was a poster named Plow
Who need a blowjob right now
His wife said, "It's late."
Which led him to state,
"That's okay, I'll just visit the cow."

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Seen Kingpin lately?

This calls for a mighty, "huh?".

Sorry, Mr. Guru. I don't understand the reference.

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I don't remember all the names but at one point somebody comes running up after drinking "milk" from a pail. Soon he finds out that he milked a bull.

As I said earlier, I am starving for entertainment so you may or may not find it funny. I just don't care.

Ah. Got it. That was the movie about the bowler who had a deformed hand that got that guy who played the Anabaptist Amish guy to bowl for him who was also in the movie where he flew his jet into the alien ship and saved the world wasn't it?

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YES

he was also in the movie where he had a daughter that knew how to use a stripper pole