Yep, now he's sitting with Halfcan in the "Friend Zone".

Nice guys finish last!

and had she been I'd probably been SOL

And if you were critical, that's ok. When you put yourself out there, "in public" like this you have to expect it. Any insight on what my invitation to speak further would mean to her?

I guess if she was just out for ass, then I missed out on some puss, but in the end, I can get that, it's not all I wanted from her.

I would strongly recommend not having a relationship, even a loose one, with a coworker. It typically doesn't work, and it makes work life terrible.

However, if you want to know what she thinks, just call her up and see if she wants to go out some time. Make sure you are flexible so she has to try hard to flake out. If she continues to blow you off after you call her, you should know where you stand. If not set up a date.

ding ding ding

That's not necessarily the case. I used to get drunk at every company picnic when I worked for a f500 oil company - right along with the execs.

But I got fired from that job eventually.

Excellent advice. No matter how much you drink and party on your own, you should, IMO, NEVER drink or get drunk in front of co-workers, subordinates or superiors. Nothing good can ever come from that and more likely than not, it will cause problems in the future.

Also, don't crap where you eat. Stay away from inter-office relationships. Again, nothing good can come from that.

Good luck.

She was drunk, I was drunk, everyone was drunk. I've never been to one of these things (4 in my 5 years there) where I didn't get drunk.

I've dated people I've worked with before (though not here) and it's not something I usually condone. But sometimes you just say **** it I guess.

She's a teacher and a little strange and flirty?

She'll be on the news for a gang bang with 14 year olds any day now.

ROFL

maybe she really likes concentrated orange juice in the morning
and doesn't own a wooden spoon

Yeah, that's it. I'm putting the pussy on a pedestal, building it up to the great pussaliah.

Women are reeruned so you have to paint clear pictures for them.

Just walk up to her one day and ask her if you can shove it in her shitter. If she says yes you got a keeper. If not just move on man.......just move on.