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Might I suggest doing it up the butt?

redefining the term "thread killer"?

Last year I got a bad one during a weekend when we flew to Syracuse for my wife's grandmother's 90th birthday. If you think sinus infections are bad on the ground, try one in a fucking airplane with pressure changes. I felt like ass all weekend, and the only thing that made the pain go away was standing in the shower with the water as hot as I could stand it blasting me right in the forehead. No getting comfortable, no getting sleep, just burning, painful pressure. It was bad enough that the over-the-counter stuff barely even put a dent in it. At least my wife's family was cool about it and didn't give me any grief about skipping all the festivities - I just hid in the hotel. I have a reasonably high pain threshold, but bad sinus infections just knock my dick in the dirt.

Then, on the way back, the flight was delayed because of shitty weather in Chicago. We sat on the tarmak for 3 1/2 hours before taking off, and there was a screaming brat two rows behind me. THEN the plane had to return to the gate to refuel. THEN the joy of the flight itself.

God, what a horrible weekend that was. :cuss:

Oh yeah, I sat in a plane on Saturday for 30, 45 minutes before they realized that they didn't have any pilots and made us all get off. Who knew? You need pilots?

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

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Where the hell is Ted Striker when you need him? :D

consider me there then.

Monticrisco white churchill (not bad, crisp and clean) on my third glass of crown and seven just polished off some leftover smoked brisket and playing two freeroll hold'em tourneys while chatting with some good people on the planet.

Sorry to hear that...

but as a pilot, I would advise not flying with a sinus infection.... The Cabin is only pressurized to 8000 ft... IF there was a rapid decompression, you would of probably, no actually your inner ears would of ruptured....

Any problem with the pressurazation system and you could of experienced some extreme pain...

Damn Pilots, they were probably at the bar trying to pay their bar tab before the flight...

Consider me Jealous!

standing offer to join me for one anytime.....

Possiblity that I might be flying by that way on Wednesday evening... Flying back from Frankfort KY....

But cant stop for drink and smoke... Have to be a good pilot...

Thanks for the offer and will take you up on that soon...

I thought to myself that polling the passengers to see who had the most MS Flight Simulator experience would have been preferable to sitting in that sweatbox any longer.

:LOL:

glad to see you want to be responsible....

Great reference.