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sd4chiefs 06-20-2007 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sd4chiefs
I have not looked at my butt in a long time. Let me go check.

My :moon: days are over. :sulk:

Bugeater 06-20-2007 03:31 PM

Only when I have a zit on it.

crazycoffey 06-20-2007 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX
I last checked my butt in 1992 after mistakenly sitting in some spilled beer, Mr. Donger. I don't recall if I was impressed or not.

Ironically, I had a woman tell me "really nice ass" just last week, though. But, I think it was because I was holding a door for her and it slipped from my hand and mashed her in the tits. On reflection, maybe she said, "Really nice. Ass!"

FAX


you're killing me today.

bogie 06-20-2007 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Over the years, I've noticed that women almost always look at their butts after they've put their clothes on. You know, they get dressed and then turn their backs to the mirror and look over their shoulder at their butt, usually accompanied with a smoothing motion over said buttocks. So, men and women of ChiefsPlanet, I ask the question "How often do you look at your butt?"

I ask because I accidentally walked into a women's bathroom today and before I muttered a "sorry" and left, I noticed two women checking out their butts at the mirror.

Thanks.

You accidentally walked in to a women's bathroom? Please explain.

Donger 06-20-2007 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Only once, during a wrestling tournament.

There was a rumor in high school that one of the wrestlers was able to blow himself. He was an odd chap, so who knows...

Donger 06-20-2007 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bogie
You accidentally walked in to a women's bathroom? Please explain.

I'm a guy.

penchief 06-20-2007 03:47 PM

Only when I want to make sure it's still there.

The last thing I want is to start taking the shape of my dad.

blueballs 06-20-2007 04:00 PM

I have a light and mirror in the commode

bogie 06-20-2007 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
I'm a guy.

How did you accidentally walk into the womens restroom? When you walked in, what was their reaction?

Donger 06-20-2007 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bogie
How did you accidentally walk into the womens restroom? When you walked in, what was their reaction?

I wasn't paying attention. They just gave me very feminine "Are you lost, you stupid man?" kind of looks.

luv 06-20-2007 04:19 PM

Everyday.

007 06-20-2007 04:27 PM

Why would anyone want to look at their own butt?

luv 06-20-2007 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru
Why would anyone want to look at their own butt?

I'm watching mine shrink!

007 06-20-2007 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
I'm watching mine shrink!

The amazing shrinking ass huh?

Bill Lundberg 06-20-2007 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
There was a rumor in high school that one of the wrestlers was able to blow himself. He was an odd chap, so who knows...


Odds are if he could do that you never would have seen him...


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