Well, there's another reason he shouldn't be

I started one yesterday. He picked up when I started slacking.

I'm for this as long as Mr. Simply Red is running on a platform of absolute chaos, indiscriminate banning, and a cockring in every pot.

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I don't have anything against you but I voted no because I can't vote for anyone to become a mod before me.

I know how you feel, Mr. JBucc. I've wanted to be a mod all my life.

The urge to ban is strong.

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Yeah where the hell is the "BRC for Mod" bandwagon?

Bad news, Mr. BigRedChief. Mr. Bob Dole bought it and renamed it Velma.

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Don't think he has the BB history to be a mod for all the perps.

Mr. Fax did you just discover cockrings today?

Why do we need more mods?

I don't really see there being a moderation problem. You never see them exercising their powers and that's a good thing. Ideally, you wouldn't even know who the mods were.

Sure.

Okay, I admit that I need a new "Word Of The Day" calendar, but there's still a bunch of months left on this one.

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I really like that Phobia guy. Let's make him a mod.

Red's a good guy... I think he'd be fair.

If you don't know him by now...