unfortunately. That damn thing has been on all weekend and my dad loves it. Probably from all the T and A.

dad: get down here it's the girl from earl!

Demon:yeah i know dad jamie pressley

DAD IT'S BILLY BOB FROM VARSITY BLUES

demon: I know dad that is the point

Demondad THIS IS LIKE SHE'S ALL THAT STARING RACHAEL COOK

Demon: I KNOW ....sadley I know

When I read the thread title, I knew it would have something to do with your farts. ROFL

Serves ya right. ROFL

wow

Why were u farting at the dinner table to begin with ?

Because he is teh Phobia and all should be honored to experience his farts.

Good Lord, dude. I can't imagine a grown person crapping their pants.

What is this.... some kind of gochiefs interview?

I'm guessing you're not familiar with home grown tomatoes.

As far as I'm concerned, you deserved to get some wetness for farting at the table.

At least it wasn't at your in-laws...

Damn, you are posting late tonight. Though rarely lately.

I will never eat tomatoes again.

That shit happens to everyone. The runs are no joke. gotta jsut put the buttcheek squeeze. lol

I spent the first 18 years of my life on a farm in remote Kansas. I'm familiar with home grown everything, including tomatoes.

I dnt live on a farm, but my neighbors are labor contractors, so i been around all the farm stuff as a teenager. I also always had a garden growing up. Moms' love fresh veggies.

Wait, he hasn't told us his most embarrassing moment yet...