That's pretty harsh, especially for people on this board...
including me...
who have lost family members to cancer.

LMAO

They will call the Royals stadium teh K

I dont think anyone on this board with disagree with that statement.

I have too, but I'm not going to get all butthurt over what was obviously not a seriously intended wish.

my father died of cancer

my sense of humor is different than yours...that is your problem

QFT

I reckon everybody over...say 25, has known by now someone who has battled cancer. How grief is handled is unique to each of us

~not offended

Did your dad look like Kornheiser?

My father survived prostate cancer and will spend the next 40 years limpdicked and crapping his pants. I wouldn't wish that on any sports announcer.

good for you, want a sticker?


a cookie maybe?

That was a lie. I better fess up before I jinx him and he ends up with it, since it runs in the family.

My dad has never had cancer, and other than the inabilty to surpress massive gas clouds after beer and beans at deer camp, his prostrate works fine.

My grandpa just died of throat cancer and I wasn't offended, but that was a pretty harsh statement

I guess there is nothing to worry about, if you are already limp dicked and crapping your pants.

:p

perhaps people could tell me in advance which threads are humor free zones, and then we wouldn't have to waste time hi-jacking threads with pointless ****ing complaints from literal minded finger-wagging concern trolls....




maybe there's a program out there that will attach a disclaimer to every post I make

for example, from the game thread:

"...i'm going to kill my neighbor now" ATTENTION: THIS POST IS IN JEST, IT IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY BY THE AUTHORITIES OR THE DENSE

or this:

"...i'm going to take a dump in redrum's mom's mouth" ATTENTION: THIS POST IS IN JEST, IT IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY BY THE AUTHORITIES OR THE DENSE