That's us. We are in the middle of nowhere. That doesn't help with trying to recruit officers either.

are CO's in Nevada considered Peace Officers?

I'll do it but only if I can shoot rubber bullets at the inmates in the yard from the tower. Further, all of the inmates have to wear color coded clothing so I can score my hits.

In Nevada, they are considered category III peace officers.

So are you more Jim Dangle or Travis Jr.?

Look out for this guy.

We don't use rubber bullets. We use live rounds when disturbances occur. The inmates wear blue...for those who are in general population. The lockdown inmates wear orange jumpsuits.

I once shot a man in Reno... just to watch him die.

Is your middle name Narc?

Do you have a huge fuzzy cop 'stache or a shaved head or both?

How many times a week do you get "gassed"? When that happens do you have to wash your own clothes? Heh.

Can I please see your license and registration adam? Do you know why I stopped you?

Adam, if I told you that you had a beautiful body would hold it against me?

Adam, which is harder being a CO or a movie usher? I've always wondered that.

tough job, bless you.

Is that like reserve peace officer status? Meaning only full authority under the supervision of class I peace officer? That would be Colo law except CO's have no peace officer authority ...unless they are Deputy Sheriff's that work in the Jail in which case they are technically not CO's :)